Thursday, September 29, 2005

The Orange Slayed the Rake
I just got done watching 5the llama+ song by Bu-rton Earny1. Hey!!!! Stop messing up this cr7ap, Flavan and Dre.ew!!!! This isn'4t [funny!!~!!hui1*hA!* O.K. I think o mhd WO arti I am normel32 now.....ddddddkddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Armpit Vampires
Hey! Guess what movies I saw this weekend! Well, your wrong! I watched Monty Python and the Search For the Holy Grail and also Weird Al's movie UHF. Yup. Both disturbing.
And also, the secret to being great (courtesy of Jared Peck),
milk in the morning
sour milk at lunch
liqour in the evening
OK.....
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Monday, September 19, 2005

THIS WAS POSTED BY FELLOW OTAKU MEMBER FLAVAN. I WAS DUMBFOUNDED. YOU WILL BE TOO.
I've got a screw loose!
If you guys have visited my site more than once I feel so sorry for you! and if this is only your third time here Welcome to the U.S.S. Llama-Clay-Pigeon I am your captian Sir Flavan of the North!
today on our voyage we will answer the question that has long plauged human and mushroom kind! where is Albuquerque? Is it real? is it really near any desserts and how many reasons must I have to get a beard?! My pet Hampster was named 'Eh Squish! I sat on a potato Oh Yeah! Oh crap! I knew I should have taken that left turn at the gas station! oh no! My sim just turned into a vampire! Ah! he's going to eat my livestock! and family! I must save the livestock! Oh crap I stepped it something! these loafers were brand new! Now I'll have to get to the shoe store to buy new sports shoes 'cause these ones are ruined! *opens can of tuna!* feel my rath useless toothbrush! if you've read my storie this far you've got more problems than me! Oh no crap! I'm thinking of something orange... somethin' orange... give up? It's an orange! *Da da da na da na na na* what? don't you like Red!

Well... I just had to get that outta my system... if you ate the whole thing comment on this crazy post... and thank you for flying the U.S.S. Llama-Clay-Pigeon.

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Friday, September 9, 2005

   Care Bears
Who wants my e-mail?



WHy do I even write this stuff. It's probably because a lot of posts define an extremely popular and well thought out Otaku.....
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Thursday, September 8, 2005

BarBARSBARSABSARSBA
Heigh-dee-ho there! A couple days ago, my friend Flavan made his own Otaku.....so visit it or I'll have my sister bite you! ( no Xx beth xX, not my beth[sister] but my disturbed 4 year-old sister Elise, who sounds like Homestar Runner)
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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

   Punchin' Lumberjacks
Heyyo, one and everyone! Nothing much happenin' in Iowa. Wait, if nothing's happening, there's nothing to post, so bye
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Thursday, August 25, 2005

   Guess What!!
If you guessed, you're wrong! I ordered my new compy a couple days ago. I know that everyone recommends Dell, but HP had the best deal. So I got an a1010y. I think it's the Pavilion one. Probably. I have a Gateway in my room and this computer is a Compaq. It's the only one w/ Internet in my house.....
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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

   8/23/05
Hlayven Is An Idiot Story.

I was taking a shower and I dropped a shampoo bottle on my toe. It hurt like crap, and I started to bleed profusely all over the shower. So I jumped out, grabbed a towel and ran to the kitchen to get a band-aid. That would have been okay, except that my mom and sister were baking brownies. That was really awkward.
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Monday, August 22, 2005

   8/22/05
Today I'm planning to get a new computer. I have a question, HP or Dell? I play computer games and that's about all I do on it. So I need some of your thoughtful answers.
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Saturday, August 20, 2005

   8/20/05
Howdy fans. I saw the movie National Treasure last night at youth group with maimai15. It was a cool movie. Full of Action, Adventure, and Drama!! Boy my life is exciting........*yawn*......
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