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• 1991-05-20
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• Mt. Pleasant, Iowa.
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• 2005-08-17
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• I'm a real boy!!!!!!
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• Dolph Hauldhagen.. not really. It's Josh

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• finishing Algebra I w/ passing grade ( D+)
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• Well, I liked Pokemon since 4th grade
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• I'm not into anime very much, like some of you, but the ones I do like: Hamtaro, Legend of Zelda, umm.., Stinkoman 20X6, (ahem,..homestarrunner.com)
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• get a station wagon. Maybe a bunch of them
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• Eating cookie dough, playing computer, various retarded stuff that only I can think of
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• Making people laugh without making them puke, playing computer (again)




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Monday, September 19, 2005

THIS WAS POSTED BY FELLOW OTAKU MEMBER FLAVAN. I WAS DUMBFOUNDED. YOU WILL BE TOO.
I've got a screw loose!
If you guys have visited my site more than once I feel so sorry for you! and if this is only your third time here Welcome to the U.S.S. Llama-Clay-Pigeon I am your captian Sir Flavan of the North!
today on our voyage we will answer the question that has long plauged human and mushroom kind! where is Albuquerque? Is it real? is it really near any desserts and how many reasons must I have to get a beard?! My pet Hampster was named 'Eh Squish! I sat on a potato Oh Yeah! Oh crap! I knew I should have taken that left turn at the gas station! oh no! My sim just turned into a vampire! Ah! he's going to eat my livestock! and family! I must save the livestock! Oh crap I stepped it something! these loafers were brand new! Now I'll have to get to the shoe store to buy new sports shoes 'cause these ones are ruined! *opens can of tuna!* feel my rath useless toothbrush! if you've read my storie this far you've got more problems than me! Oh no crap! I'm thinking of something orange... somethin' orange... give up? It's an orange! *Da da da na da na na na* what? don't you like Red!

Well... I just had to get that outta my system... if you ate the whole thing comment on this crazy post... and thank you for flying the U.S.S. Llama-Clay-Pigeon.
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