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• 1991-05-20
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• Mt. Pleasant, Iowa.
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• 2005-08-17
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• I'm a real boy!!!!!!
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• Dolph Hauldhagen.. not really. It's Josh

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• finishing Algebra I w/ passing grade ( D+)
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• Well, I liked Pokemon since 4th grade
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• I'm not into anime very much, like some of you, but the ones I do like: Hamtaro, Legend of Zelda, umm.., Stinkoman 20X6, (ahem,..homestarrunner.com)
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• Making people laugh without making them puke, playing computer (again)




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Friday, September 30, 2005

I did my homework on top of my garage today!!
I was just reading this really dumb book and it included several stupid, demented, and sadistic jokes. WANNA HEAR EM? (sorry for overuse of capitals)

Kid: Mommy, Mommy, It spells my name!!
Mommy: Shut up and flush the toilet.

Kid: Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to run around in circles!!
Mommy: Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

Kid: Mommy, Mommy, can I play with Gramma?
Mommy: No, Honey, you've already dug her up twice this week.

Kid: Mommy, Mommy, Daddy's on fire!!
Mommy: That's nice, Honey, now pass the marshmallows.


Some of the older people may recognize these jokes from the 60's called " Mommy Mommy " jokes. I love these jokes. Next post I might do some blonde jokes. If you have objections, please tell me, because I don't want to offend anybody.
Hlayven
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