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Sunday, August 12, 2007

Shit this was to funny not to repost this
Dear sixth graders,

Here are just a few helpful words of advice:

1) You are Not cool.


2) Everyone Does Hate You.

3) You are annoying.

- Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."

- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.


- You are S-I-X-T-H graders! hahahaha

- Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 5th. grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.

- Don't try the Emo scene. Just don't do it.

-Girls, don't stuff you're bras. We have boobs. and you dont.

- You'll never be as hott as the upperclassmen So don't try.

- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has 6th. grader written all over you.

- You're "The Class of '14'" haha.. enough said.


-PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids

- If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.

- Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot

- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.

-DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the 8th. graders can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.

- Don't try to get with a boy/girl who's older than you. Chances are, if they are attractive they are taken, & their girlfriend/boyfriend will have no problem messing you up.


-And most importantly GET THE HELL OFF MYSPACE! Nobody [Emphasize on Nobody] wants you here!


Believe me---You can't win. Have fun being a 6th. grader...for a fun-filled year with no life and no opinion whatsoever.


Sincerely,

-The Classes of '07,'08,'09,'10,'11,'12,'13




-if your in th 7-12th grade repost this
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