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Saturday, July 10, 2004


   OUR HONEY MOON!
Daniel and I went on a honey moon to Disney World! Woot! We went on all of the roller coasters and stayed in the Dolphin Hotel. It was fun! We got mobbed a couple of times until we got security to hold back the rabid tourists.

Daniel: Do you love me?

Me: YES! [Kisses him.]

Me: Do you love me?

Daniel: Yes. Very much so! [Kisses me passionately.]

Heehee... I love Daniel Radcliffe! I'm Mrs.Radcliffe now! See, we got married!





Certificate of Marriage


This is to certify that


Hollow
and
Daniel Radcliffe


Were united in Marriage

on the 08th day of July 2004


MYFC


I love him so much. BACK OFF! [Beats off fan girls of Daniel.] I'LL PULL YOUR HAIR OUT AND KICK YOU SO HARD, YOU'LL GET A SPEEDING TICKET! [Fan girls run away from me afraid of getting beatened to a bloody pulp.] THAT'LL TEACH YA!

Scott came over AGAIN Today...

Scott: Say hi.

Me: Why?

Scott: Just say hi!

Me: WHY?!

Scott: SAY HI!

Me: NO! WHY?!

Scott: JUST SAY HI!!!!

Me: I'M NOT GOING TO SAY F***IN' HI!

Scott: Oh! You said it!

Me: -_-; Baka...

Another Passage:

Scott: Play 'Smoke on The Water'.

Me: Er... Okay. [Pulls out guitar.]

Scott: [Plays air guitar.]

Me: WTF are you doing?!

Scott: Jamming with you.

Me: Er... want to play My Dad's guitar?

Scott: No. See, I brought my own. [Holds out hands.]

Me: [Looks at hands.] Er... Scott, I don't see a guitar.

Scott: That's because you don't have the power.

Me: You're such a geek...

Another conversation...

Scott: Do you feel unloved?

Me: Yeah.

Scott: Do you feel depressed?

Me: Yeah.

Scott: Do you feel horny?

Me: Ye-- hey, wait a minute... HOUSHIIIIIIIII-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [Slaps him across the face really hard.]

Scott: Ouch! You're a meanie. Want to go watch LOTR 3?

Me: Okay.

Scott & Me: [Walk down stairs and put in LOTR 3 in the DVD player.]

Movie: [At scene when you see Gollum talk to himself.]

Scott: I think Gollum's on dope.

Me: 0_o! You're a sad, strange, little man... -_-;

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