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Thursday, August 12, 2004


   Uh... I LIKE SKULLS!
I LIKE SKULLS! And uh... Scott called me the other day.

Scott: Say hi.

Me: [Sigh.] Hi.

Scott: HI! ^___________^ How was your day?

Me: Same as every day. Depressing, a waste of time, did I mention depressing? How about your day?

Scott: Well, I did some skateboarding and I... um... I did some skateboarding?

Me: -_-; Just say it. You went to Ariel's house and you had another bikini contest.

Scott: Er-I-Yeah. I did.

Me:Well, I guess it's time to tell you about Eien and Arsenije.

Scott: Who?

Me: Eien and Arsenije.

Scott: TELL ME WHO THEY ARE!

Me: TELL ME WHY YOU WENT TO THE BIKINI CONTEST!

Scott: Not until you tell me who Eien and Arsenije are.

Me: Fine. [Takes deep breath.] Eien is a fictional character and Arsenije is a friend of mine. Now, tell me why you went to the bikini contest. It's probably because I don't wear bikinis...

Scott: O_o!! Eien is a fictional character?!

Me: Yes. NOW TELL ME WHY YOU WENT TO THE FRIGGIN' BIKINI CONTEST SCOTT!

Scott: AH! Okay! Ariel forced me!

Me: Yeah right.

Scott: Seriously! You wanna talk to her? She's right here right now!

Me: SCOTT ______! YOU ARE IN SOOOO MUCH TROUBLE!

Ariel: It's true. I-

Me: GET AWAY FROM HIM BITCH! DON'T TOUCH HIM!

Ariel: Excuse me?

Me: YOU HEARD ME BITCH! GET AWAY FROM HIM!

Ariel: [Sigh.] I forced him to go to the bikini contest.

[Scott comes back on the phone.]

Scott: Whoa. You sure can yell!

Me: So... Ariel forced you?

Scott: Yeah. She really feels bad about it too.

Me: Well... can you say sorry to her for me?

Scott: Yeah. Oh. I have to go now. Bye.

Me: Bye.

[Hang up.]

Ariel forgives me and all is good in Scott's life. No more bikini contests for him.

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