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Tuesday, August 24, 2004


   Wooo...
Eh... it's so BORING here in Cow Town... So I made my own quote, 'I'm sick of all this pain, so take it all away...' And just so I'm bored and thinking of comic books, I'm going to make a conversation with Spider-Man, The Punisher, Wolverine, and Rogue.

Me: HIHI!

Everybody: [Rolls eyes and sits down.]

Wolverine: Why are we here?

Spider-Man: I'm supposed to be in New York fighting evil!

Me: Well, I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRET IDENTITIES! HAHA!

Everybody: [Gulps.]

Me: Except for Rogue. I forget yours.

Rogue: ... I'm always the one left out. [Sigh.]

Me: Spider-Man, you're Peter Parker. HAHAHAHAHA!

Spider-Man: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Me: The Punisher, you are Frank Castle JR. or used to be... [Ponders.]

The Punisher: Frank Castle is dead.

Me: I KNOW THAT! Frank Castle is your FATHER.

The Punisher: 0_0 I never thought about it like that... [Ponders... More masculinly... Is that even a word?]

Me: And Wolverine... You are Logan!

Wolverine: 'Coarse I am! Everybody knows that!

Me: Oh well... Yeah. Well, there's something I wanna do... [Glomps Wolverine!]

Wolverine: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! [Tries to run away but Hollow is attached to his leg. HAHA!] THAT'S IT BUB! [Has his claw thingies come out.]

Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! You wouldn't kill a girl would you? [Teary Eyed.]

Wolverine: Well... um...

Me: Would you?

Wolverine: Nah...

DING DONG! It's the door!

Rogue: I'll get it! [Opens door.]

Me: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! IT CHAD KROEGER!!! [Glomps Chad Kroeger.] What are you doing here! Are you here to take me away? To one of your concerts? Your house?

Chad Kroeger: Uh... Are you Hollow?

Me YEAH!!!!

Chad Kroeger: Here's your pizza! [Hands Hollow a pizza.]

Me: Uh... WHO ORDERED THIS?!

Spider-Man: Me?

Me: Here ya go! [Throws pizza to Spider-Man.]

Spider-Man: Argh! I can't eat with my mask on!

Chad Kroeger: I'm leaving now.

Me: TAKE ME WITH YOU!! [Walks into Nickelbacks bus and refuses to leave.]

WEEEEEEEE!

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