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Tuesday, October 5, 2004

   OooooooOOOOOo...SCOTT, YOU IN TWOUBLE!
I called Scott tonight and this is how the conversation went:

Scott: Hello?

Me: You're such a jerk.

Scott: Carly, is that you?

Me: Ah... Yes-It-Is... How many times have I told you not to call me that horrible name?

Scott: Oh sorry... So why were you calling me a jerk?

Me: You cheating bastard... YOU BETRAYED ME! You said you loved me...

Scott:.... What are you talking about?

Me: I know about your little affair... And your break-up. Oh yes... You and me are no more. I am breaking up with you.

Scott: Listen... I'm sorry. I just... I don't see you as often and I... get bored...

Me: Bored? YOU GET BORED?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! What... you want to have sex or something? Scott, I am eleven years old and have had PMS since I was ten. Do you want to be a father at the age of fourteen like my good-for-nothing Grandfather?

Scott: I'd use a condom...

Me: AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! You're SO STUPID! You really ARE PERVERTED! GOOD BYE! [Hangs up.]

HAHA! He won't be comin' back... So know, I am single again... I'm lonely again now... Any takers?

Billy Martin: [Puts Hand Up.]

WEEEEEEEEEE! IT'S MY DREAM COME TRUE! But I hate my Dad now... HE DIDN'T BUY ME GOOD CHARLOTTE'S NEW ALBUM! GRRR! AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT JOEL IS GOING OUT WITH HILARY DUFF! So, I will take pictures of her and make her look ugly like me...

PICTURES OF BILLY MARTIN TIME!
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