| General Information |
| Who the hell are you?: | Me? I'm your worst nightmare... |
| Why are you taking this survey?: | Because I am so utterly bored. |
| Do you have a LiveJournal?: | Yes. |
| If so, how long have you had it?: | It's kind of pathetic 'cause... I don't know. |
| If not, what good will this quiz do you?: | GET ON WITH THE MEANINGFUL QUESTIONS! |
| Music (your first thoughts after reading the lyrics I have here) |
| Dude looks like a lady.: | AEROSMITH! |
| Pink is my favorite crayon.: | WTF?! |
| If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.: | Okay then... |
| Or have you picked the target yet?: | That made no sense whatsoever. |
| Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?: | Can't spell CRAP Without RAP. |
| At my highschool, it felt more to me like a jail cell, a penitentiary.: | Try ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. |
| I put my trust in you, pushed as far as I can go...: | Sounds like a bad poem. |
| Good eye, sniper. I'll shoot, you run.: | Nice quote. |
| TV Shows (your opinion on the following or if you have or not seen them) |
| Joan of Arcadia: | Gay. |
| Dedicate Live: | Gay. |
| Celebrity Tastemaker: | Gay. |
| Pimp My Ride: | Okay... |
| Grounded For Life: | Gay. |
| That 70's Show: | Okay... |
| Rugrats: | GAY! |
| Sister, Sister: | GAY! |
| Emeril Live: | Gay. |
| Mental Conditions |
| Depression?: | Yes. |
| Schizophrenia?: | Conzoontite? |
| Bipolar disorder?: | What? |
| Generally psychotic behavior?: | Yep. |
| ADD?: | Dunno what it is. |
| ADHD?: | See answer above. |
| Pyromania?: | Something to do with fire? |
| Kleptomania?: | What the hell? |
| Anxiety disorder?: | Uh... |
| Obsessive compulsive disorder?: | Nope. |
| Has anybody been able to find out what's wrong with you yet?: | Afraid not. |
| Word Association!! (self-explanatory) |
| tree?: | Hugger. |
| duck?: | Killer. |
| boat?: | Sod off! |
| marker?: | Bleed. |
| card?: | Gay. |
| turtle?: | Slow as hell. |
| plaster?: | Good for home renovations. |
| water?: | Drink. |
| salt?: | French Fries. |
| guitar?: | WICKED AWESOME! |
| hair?: | Black. |
| red?: | Crimson. |
| plastic?: | Barbie. |
| shiny?: | Bowling Ball. |
| Either/Or (pick one and explain) |
| Kiss your teacher or a pit viper?: | Pit Viper. |
| Sit on an ant hill or sit on a porcupine?: | Ant Hill. |
| Be alone for the rest of your life or bleed to death?: | Be Alone. |
| Brittney or Christina?: | Neither. |
| Aerosmith or Led Zeppelin?: | BOTH! |
| Jump off a cliff or jump off a bridge?: | Cliff. |
| Rock or Rap?: | ROCK! DUH! |
| A day without food or a day without water?: | A Day Without Food. |
| Be George Bush for a day or John Kerry for a day?(everyone hates them both): | I'm CANADIAN! |
| Start a riot or participate in a protest?: | Start A Riot. |
| Political/Controversy/USA (what do you think?) |
| Abortion?: | I'm CANADIAN! |
| Death penalty?: | HELL YEAH! |
| War?: | Um... Depends which country. |
| Bush?: | I'm CANADIAN! |
| Kerry?: | I'm CANADIAN GOD DAMMIT! |
| The legal drinking age?: | 18. |
| Smoking age?: | 18. |
| Driving age?: | 11. HAHA! |
| E-Bay?: | Um... I prefer Zellers... |
| Gay marriage?: | I could care less... It's legal in Canada. |
| This survey?: | Needs to be more Canadian. |
| Jehovah's Witnesses?: | STUPID! |
| The new generation of punks?(oppose us and we shall smite you): | I appose because I'm a Goth... HAHA! |
| The gothic subculture?: | WOOOOO! |
| Now What? |
| Munkey.: | You spelled it wrong you gay person. |
| Ties.: | Family. |
| Anime.: | THE BEST THING EVER! |
| Teen suicide.: | Thought I should do it... |
| Loud music.: | Cool. |
| Dreds.: | Gay. |
| Online quizzes.: | Cool. |
| Life. Hope. Truth. Trust. Faith. Pride. Love. Lust.: | Too much happy stuff together... |
| Pain. Hate. Lies. Guilt. Laugh. Cry. Live. Die.: | Things I go throough every day. |
| LiveJournal.: | Cool. |
