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Birthday
• 1986-09-14
Gender
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Female
Location
• in myself in which no one there ever hurts me
Member Since
• 2006-05-26
Occupation
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Real Name
• Jasie
Personal
Achievements
• Surviving one day at a time.
Anime Fan Since
• The first time I ever seen one of Hayao Miyazaki's movies and other Studio Ghibli ones I fell inlove!!! I just started watching anime, movies and reading manga ever since then...
Favorite Anime
• NARUTO!!! ^^ Trinity Blood, Bleach, Gunslinger Girl, Elfen Lied, FMA, Howl's moving castle, witch hunter robin, Inuyasha, samurai 7, samurai champloo, Rurouni Kenshin, spirited away, vampire hunter D, princess Mononoke, blood: the last vampire, and many
Goals
• To Never change into something or someone I REALLY am not, to just be my self.
Hobbies
• hanging out by myself, chatting, writing stories, poems, and on occassions I read in my dark room with only a single lamp shining through it's darkness.
Talents
• playing several instruments, making people laugh, and hiding my true feeling from everyone around me with my "so called" MASK.
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Saturday, March 17, 2007
I'm melting ohh, what a hot and crule world...
As my title says, I'm melting... not really but I'm getting there!!! ^^ just yesterday it was 99' degree's and today will be 98'... and believe me it's, HOT!!! I live in Arizona, and for you lucky souls who don't I envy you!!! *wipes sweat from brow* cuz right now I'm wishing I was living somewhere where it's cold and snowing... ^^ *exhales sadly cuz even though I can imagine the snow so vividly the heat I'm surrounded by won't let up and is clouding my pic of cold frezzing snow* ^^ >.<
lol... but it's ok!!! ^^
I heard this bug was going around, I had it!!! some flu bug that made you sick and puke for hours on end... believe me, i had it and I'm kinda getting over it but it was a nightmare... heluva harsh way to experiance pain... and it hurt... it felt like someone was kickiing you in the gut nonstop... OUCH!!!! O.o
but I'm getting better... thank, GOD!!!!!
I found this joke for harley's aka crowgirlQ friend who's in the hospital... it's called cockroach... enjoy!!! ^^
Cockroach
One quiet evening at home, a man’s doorbell rang. He opened the
door to find a six-foot-tall cockroach standing outside. The
cockroach quickly punched him between the eyes and scuttled away.
The next evening the doorbell rang again. The man opened the door
to find the cockroach was back. This time the big bug punched him,
kicked him, and karate-chopped him before racing away.
On the third evening, the cockroach was back yet again. When the
man opened the door, it jumped at him and stabbed him several times
before running off.
Although gravely injured, he managed to crawl to the telephone and
call for an ambulance. He was rushed to intensive care, and his life
was saved. The doctor came to visit him during morning rounds the
following day and asked him what had happened. The man explained
about the cockroach’s attacks and the stabbing that almost killed
him.
After a moment’s thought, the doctor said, “Yes, I hear there’s a
nasty bug going around.
here's it another one...
98 LB Weakling
There was a 98 lb weakling who couldn’t get any girls.
One day he saw a buffed out guy on the beach surrounded
by beautiful women.
He waited til he could catch the guy alone and asked his
advice on how he too could get the girls.
The buffed guy was happy to oblige and told him to work
out with weights for a few months and then get a skimpy
bikini bathing suit and to put a potato in it and he
would soon be surrounded by all the beautiful women he
could handle.
So…….the 98 lb weakling worked out regularly, bought
a skimpy bathing suit and put a potato in it and went
out to the beach.
Well, the women ran away screaming! So, the weakling
finds the buffed guy who gave him the advice and
explained his predicament.
The buffed guy took one look and said;
“put the potato in front”.
have a good day/night and L8ter...
~*hollow*
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