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Birthday
• 1986-09-14
Gender
• Female
Location
• in myself in which no one there ever hurts me
Member Since
• 2006-05-26
Occupation
• trying to live in my own skin
Real Name
• Jasie

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Achievements
• Surviving one day at a time.
Anime Fan Since
• The first time I ever seen one of Hayao Miyazaki's movies and other Studio Ghibli ones I fell inlove!!! I just started watching anime, movies and reading manga ever since then...
Favorite Anime
• NARUTO!!! ^^ Trinity Blood, Bleach, Gunslinger Girl, Elfen Lied, FMA, Howl's moving castle, witch hunter robin, Inuyasha, samurai 7, samurai champloo, Rurouni Kenshin, spirited away, vampire hunter D, princess Mononoke, blood: the last vampire, and many
Goals
• To Never change into something or someone I REALLY am not, to just be my self.
Hobbies
• hanging out by myself, chatting, writing stories, poems, and on occassions I read in my dark room with only a single lamp shining through it's darkness.
Talents
• playing several instruments, making people laugh, and hiding my true feeling from everyone around me with my "so called" MASK.




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myOtaku.com: hollow eyes


Sunday, June 18, 2006

   I thought these fraises & sayings were funny!!! I laughed my head off on some of them.........
My sis in idaho sent this email to me and I thought it was funny so I though I'd share it with you guys!!! Have a ball....

*THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY**


**M**y tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!
**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**

**Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**

**Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**

**How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?

**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**

**I've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.

**--------------------------------------
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**I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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**As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

**####################################################**

**Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

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**Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in **Tennessee**, Kentucky & West **Virginia**)

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**Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

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**When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

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**We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?

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**I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

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**Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

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**Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

**)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))*
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