Monday, June 19, 2006

   I'm tired but I posted FUNNY/KEWL things for you guys to do and read!!!!!!!!!
My sister in idaho sent me this in a email and I literally LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


a boy's first time


A boy's first time..A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go
out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he
has never had sexbefore, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
getsome
condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time &the pharmacist
helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to knowabout condoms and sex. At
the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how manycondoms he'd like to
buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or familypack. The boy insists on the family
pack because hethinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time &
all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parentshouse & meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'mso excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!" The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner tablewhere
the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quicklyoffers to say grace & bows
his
head.
A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in prayer.with his head
down.10 minutes pass, & still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, thegirlfriend leans over
& whispers to theboyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The
boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no idea yourfather was a
pharmacist."**********************



Subject: Friendship Quiz

Subject: tag your it

You've been tagged, so here it goes... I would like you guys to answer them but you don't have to if you don't want to!!! I did though!!!!!!!

Four jobs you have had in your life:
1. worked at Resturant
2. babysit sis's one of my kids
3. wal-mart
4. babysit another sis's kids and bro's kid

Four movies you would watch over and over:
1. Underworld 1 and 2 the first one rocked
2. pride and predjudic, it's a good movie
3. all adam sandlers movies!!! I love them all
4. howl's moving castle, I love it

Four places you have lived:
1. Phoenix, Az
2. mexico, unknown
3. Tonopah, Az
4. and back to #3

Four TV shows you love to watch:
1. CSI, IT KICKS ASS AND ROCKS
2. supernatural!!! I love this show Honest!!!!!
3. LOST, good show!!! supense and thriller...
4. south park/simpsons

Four places you have been on vacation:
1. Douglas, Az.
2. San Diego, Cal. sea world/knottsberry farms
3. Dallas, Tex.
4. mexico, unknown since I was being flyed their at a young age to visit family members!!! and I am a US citizen and was born here in USA!!! my moms white and my dad's mex...

Four websites you visit daily:
1. MYOTAKU!!! hell yea all the time!!!!!!
2. Yahoo.com, to check emails
3. google.com, to seach for stuff
4. I don;t really have a fourth one!!!

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Tacos
2. chicken enchiladas
3. Hamburgers from Carls Jr
4. carnitas

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. somewhere where I'm free from everything with only me, what I need, a beautiful view, my music and books to read!!!
2. somewhere I belong b/c I feel like I don't in this family!!! somewhere were I can be me and not be made fun of or thought I was being stupid or ignorarnt!!!
3. With my sis in idaho!!! to try somewhere and something new!!! to be someone new and different (but still myself) to be excepted!!! and to be treated that way!!!
4. a place to fill up this hole inside me!!! somewhere happy and I only find that in books and with friends on the internet on Myotaku!!! I love you guys!!!!!!!

Four friends I am tagging that I think will respond..... I'm naming you all!!!!!
1. All you guys!!!!
2. Deciever
3 mojogroupie
4. scraps
5. shishou
6. brokenwings01
7. insesskomilover
8. Esruc
9. sessy514
10.snowangle14
11.KaizDarkAngel05

I hope you guys do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or I would just feel stupid and dumb for doing it!!!well I hope you all have a good day it's like 2 in the morning and I probably won't be able to get on today and see you all!!! *sad look on face b/c I'll miss you* bye guys......... Have a good day!!!! now I'm tired!!!!!!!!!L8ter/bye..........
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