Birthday 1993-07-29 Gender
Female Member Since 2006-10-07 Occupation Proud Heartbreaker. Real Name Caz Creeper/GeezLouise/Caz
Personal
Achievements Most mellow and funny person most ppl ever met, oh and I remembered to wear clean underwear today. Favorite Anime Chrono Crusade. Goals to become a comedian or lyricist Talents Cussing fluently
myOtaku.com: Homsar88
Welcome to my site archives. 10 posts are listed per page.
Yay! The 2 fanarts I posted earlier showed up! Look at my portfolio and you`ll be able to see them. Sorry if there was some built up anticipation,but I`m a lazy bum! What more could you expect?
Fireman: Hey! I`m not gonna put this part of the gun on my hand!
Other fireman: But you`re holding it right now.
Fireman: But still who knows where it`s been?
Other fireman: I do. I brought it to the zoo with my daughter and me before I wrapped it.
Fireman: You have a daughter?
Other fireman: Yes. And that means the gun is yours you hold it to your hand!
Fireman: Huh? What?*sparks flying from his head*
Other fireman: You just hold it okay?!
Fireman: No you!
Other fireman: No you!
Koolaid man: Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
*Other fireman accidently pulls trigger*
Koolaid: Oh no! Oh no!*ker-die!*
Fireman: Ew! Koolaid everywhere!
Other fireman: I`m wearing no underpants!
Fireman: Where`s that sinister kid? I want my money back!
Other fireman: They took out the scene where he hassles you though.
Fireman: Who writes this stuff?
Me: ME!
Other fireman: Oh great creator how does our series end?
Me: WHO CARES FOR AN ENDING? I DON`T !
The End.
Other fireman: Being a kissup got me nowheres!
Fireman: TYPO! TYPO!
Other fireman: What?
Fireman: It` was suppost to read "Cheese fries" not the end!
Other fireman: Okay then what are we supppost to do?
Fireman: Cue themesong on 40!
Other fireman: Ready 1 and 7 go!
Firemans Firemans!
Does whatever they feel they can!
Firemans Firemans!
Sniping Koolaid man
with no under pants!
Firemans Firemans!
Tra la la la la
la la la!
Your tears fall like raindrops
on a rusted window pane
I`m sorry that I made you
cry I`m sorry I`m the one
who made our love die
But I didn`t know how
to love you the right then and
I said I`m sorry
about what happened yesterday
Chorus
Can you hear me
I called you a million times
and I rushed to your door
in the rain
I`m sorry that this apology is so long
But I never thought I could write
such a pretty song
Can you feel me
I`ll write to you everyday
I said I`m sorry
sorry for
yesterday
I sit on the hilltops
where we used to play
reciting all of the wonderful things
that you used to say
I wish there was no yesterday
I wrote you some poems that you didn`t accept
Is there at least one
haiku that`ll bring you back
I said I`m sorry
Oh so sorry
Yesterday feels like
years ago
Why don`t you read the poems I
wrote
Chorus
I said I`m sorry
That means I`m sorry
Can this get through your thick head
This is my apology
You won`t accept
All the love I`v given to you
We`re all broken up because of you
I thought we`d be together forevermore
But we can`t together cause you closed that door
Chorus
Can you hear me?
I said we`re over
Can you feel me?
Now that`s it over
Your eyes have inside them
I`m happy that you`re gone and you`re never
coming back
but I`m still sorry
Sorry this I wrote this song
and made way too long
Fireman: Yay! It`s my birthday!
Other fireman: Oh, yeah I got you this present!
*hands fireman present* How old are you?
Fireman: *opening present* -censored- years old.
Other fireman:That`s uh...that`s something alright uh.....(Holy crap he looked 35 to me! Ew! does this mean I have to give him sponge baths? Well, it is his birthday...)
Fireman: Cool! You got me a- ok I`m dropping the act what the !@%@ is is?
Other fireman: It`s a gun!
Fireman: How do you use it?
Other fireman: I dunno! Hey let`s ask that sinister kid over there! HEY STUPID!
Evil kid: What?
Fireman: How do you use this thing?
Evil kid: Ok, you put your finger on the trigger like this and you this part next to your hand and that`s all there is to it.BWAHAHAHA!
Fireman:BWAHAHAHA!
Other fireman: What`s so funny?
Fireman: Just courtesy laugh the poor kid. Ok?
Other fireman: HIHIHIHIHI.
Fireman: Ew what is that?
Other Fireman: My laugh.
Evil kid:...OK then. I`ll just go off and do NORMAL ten year old boy things then.*fingers crossed*
To be continued.....
Fireman: I sure hope we don`t die!
Great another song is gonna get stuck in my head again. Maybe I should quit watching Disney Channel with my sister. Oh well, Ashley Tisdale does have a good voice but this song cramps her style. I liked it better when Sebastion sang it. lol.
Fireman: EVERYONES ON FIRE!!!
Other fireman: And we`re not gonna do anything about it!
Fireman: COFFEE AND DONUTS ?
Other fireman: Yes, let us fireman into the night!
Fireman: Yes,let us begin our quest!
Other fireman: LIKE THE SHADOW SERPENT-
Fireman: No! Firemans do other stuffs!
Guy on fire: HELP ME!
Other fireman: I`ll save you stupid!
Fireman: Let`s throw him into the lake!
Guy on fire: That`s okay I think I`ll just stay on fire.
Other fireman: Ready, 1 and 7 go!
*SPLOOSH*
Guy on fire had just drowned. And died.
Other fireman: ANOTHER DAY SAVED THANX TO-
Both firemans: US!