Birthday 1993-07-29 Gender
Female Member Since 2006-10-07 Occupation Proud Heartbreaker. Real Name Caz Creeper/GeezLouise/Caz
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Achievements Most mellow and funny person most ppl ever met, oh and I remembered to wear clean underwear today. Favorite Anime Chrono Crusade. Goals to become a comedian or lyricist Talents Cussing fluently
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I hada mostly good day so Ill tell you guys some stories from it.
Well today in science we had to do some expreiment thing involving connecting these balls together w/ some sticks and springs. It brought up lots of perverted conversation. Me, animelover12344, Kellie, Dan and Maria were working in a group together, lukcy break know? Anyways we made obvious jokes about the balls and stuff, you know suggesting they were testicles and penises and such. But one moment totally stood out. Ok, so Dan kept attaching the balls for hius part of the experiment to springs and bouncing them on my head. He said that he liked the way it felt so I let him for a while but then it got a little annoying so I shouted "Stop bouncing your balls on my head!". It embarassed him a little but we all mostly laughed and got bang out of it. Then after that as we were walking to our desks Dan says to me "I really like how your mind is so evil."
I say "Yes. Yes it is." He totally digs my perverted side I think.
and today me and Dan talked about Anime Detour. I am SO psyched for it! We talked about the driving arrangements and stuff we decided, me, him, and his sister would be picked up by my mom. Before he could give me his phone number though to plan some more the bell rang. He warned me baout his mom though so Im slightly worried about when I meet her....
Yesterday I saw the new Dokuro-chan. No duh it was subbed. Binkan Sensitive SalaryMan sausage!(dont ask if you dont know)
Bad news:
I totally hate this one sub we haxd the other day
Good news:
My brother was playing RayMan: Raving Rabbits this morning and i watched for a little bit. He got 1 new song, 2 new costumes, and he beat up some bunnies!(As always)
And my mom bought some new RPGs and stuff to play. She bought Tales of Legendia and Odin Sphere! And Ive despreately wanted to play them since Ive found galleries of the beautiful artwork!
Ive started seeing a therapist and I think I like her. Shes a very good listener.
Today is Anime Night on Adult Swim!
I practically flipped off an enemy a couple days ago but w/ my brain!(dont ask but I feel good)
We get a real X-mas tree this year!
I can use my own laptop at my dad's now!
Bad news:
My dad's gonna be gone for 3 days(I was misinformed by my brat of a sister before it aint os long) in Florida because he's setting up my grandparents' anniversary. Oh well. Today and tomorrow we're visitting him though.
Because of the vacation we took for Thankxgiving break, we might not afford Christmas. Though were getting a REAL tree which is good.
Good news:
For those of you who have known me a long time, you may already be aware of my amusement in "modifying"(as in adding in 'bed' to the ends of the them) fortunes. Well crackheads today I have just eaten 6 fortune cookies so expect trouble.
"My computer always beats me in chess until I pull the plug(in bed)."
"Just wait for the right moment, keep your eyes and ears peeled(in bed)"(This one I liked.)
"Today. your motuh might be moving but no one is listening(in bed)."
"It is better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of an ox(in bed)"(One of the weirdest ones Ive ever gotten)
"Hold on tight to your money. Leave your credit card at home(in bed)"
"Today is to conserve yourself, as things wont budge(in bed)"(True, true But thats only because its a school night. lol)
Bad news:
As for my mood and life, Im agitated because I have luck in love that somehow isnt going my way. yet again I think Ive fallen for someone older than me. And ironically on deviantart when I found tips for stuff like that but it under mature so it was blocked. But then again I shouldnt complain, I have a friend in a love rectangle right now. *sighs* And to top that off no matter how clear Ive made it ppl dont seem to understand that Ive quit anime club. Ppl yell at me like its blasphemic or something.
Well suprisingly my vacation ended a tad soonre than I thought. Oh well. It doesnt matter. Im hardly informed anyways in my family. Well nothing too special happened this weekend. It was actually pretty bad. Especially today. *sighs* At least we had Thanxgiving dinner 4 lunch today at a really good time, I chowed down a little but when Im really hungry I dont feel like eating a lot 4 some reason. Maybe I was tired or something. Then again I didnt even get 4 hours of sleep last night and me and everybody else had a fight in the hotel after that got really ridiculous(rather not say more). i had a terribly shitty day and now Im at my dads. Wew made up from our fight about a week ago but his parents r here......and they think Im a blog-addicted atheist and a druggy. *sighs* Oh well. Thyre just opionated ppl. Besides I needf something stupid like this to dsitract me from my REAL problems likemthe fact that Im seeing a psychiatrist soon and all that shit.
As for funny occurences that may make me feel slightly better:
1. Mom drove past a strip club called Sugar Daddy's today and we had a small conversation about strip clubs. Yeah apparently there r a bunch in our area.
2. One of my uncles referred to his dog Digger as Digger the Horse because of how big he was. Yeah that thing aint a dog its a BEAR! Tho hes the only big dog i trust I think
3. I watched the dude on Man Vs Wild pee on his own t-shirt(Desperate Loser! XD) and strip multiple times to escape the heat. And I saw him land in a glacial river! You shouldve seen him writhe and bleed!
4. Everyone at dinner complimented on my nonexistent tallness. lol....
5. I got on theOtaku 2 timez.
6. I just had some pie
7. I just bitched. woot....
Well from tomorrow 'til Sunday or so Im gonna be out of town. Because for Thanxgiving me and my family(moms household) are going to Baudette again. Were gonna stay in a hotel and I most definetly wont be on Im sure. This time tho we're bringing our dog Lucy. Im not to clening up her poop in our hotel room but hopefully she'll magically become potty trained and well all live happily ever after. And maybe just maybe my wisdom teeth will grow! As if. Im also not looking forward tot he fact that Ill be going w/ my sibs and not just for the obvious reasons. its because they started this huge fight the other day which got both of my parents involved and now my mom's trying to get me a pyschiatrist because of it. But i wont after to wrry about that much until after break. And I also have to do homework at the hotel. I have sooooooo fucking ridiculous on it isnt even funny in ironic way even. *sighs* Oh well.
Have a Happy Thanxgiving everybody! Gorge yourselves to daeth for me! :D
Me, Raito, L, and pirategaara go into town. Yeah apparently we live in a a rural area. And we go to the gas station. L doesnt just crossdress for a minute this time, we actually see his outfit this time. He's wear a bright purple outfit w/ a little skirt and leggings. It was like the cliche womens' apparel of the 80s or something. Whats up w/ that?
Well a coupel days ago Ive started having this dream I have reason to believe its continuing itself. Well Im gonna explain it so far cuz I feel like it.
Well the setting is like a sitcom. Raito from DeathNote is my brother somehow and pirategaara's brother is L, we all live together in this little yellow cottage w/ red flowerbeds at the windows and its all lavander inside. Raito looks sinister and smug as always and L crossdresses occasionally at random moments and has thicker hair, in his hair there r little pink bows in for some reason. For the first part of the dream, we pretty much just hang around the house and go outside just stand there. But the 2nd part I saw 1 or 2 dats ago was really interesting. For some reason me and pirategaara decide to actually sleep w/ our borthers and stuff and we just stasrt randomly doing it w/ them. We do it on a HUGE bed, its like so HUGE that 2 couples have enough room to do it on. Anyways when pireategaara and L are doing it they just start spacing out and go stiff for a while and stare at each other. But whne me and Raito do it, it gets pretty crazy. We almost knock and L and pirategaara off the bed! And there was a part before this scene in the dream involving this chic masturbating but theres not much to it really and its totally brief. This dream 4 some reason made my dream self think of the Brady Bunch 4 some reason, it s sitcom setting at first but at this point its all like no not really now its just sick.
Well I had a fight w/ my mom and I have a stressful life right now but I totally dont care cuz the first episode of Proj. Runway season 4 was awesome! I already have 2 favorites, Elisa and Christian. I love them both! XD
Elisa because she's so creative and eccentric! And she dresses so adorably! She's almost too out there 4 the competition but she's so lovable somehow. She reminds me a lot of myself the way she was like "Yeah whatever Im just gonna sleep" when she thought her dress was done, she was WRONG!
And there's Christian. he's the most ANNOYING guy on Proj. Runway EVER(so far)! And thats really aying a lot! He's cute tho. But the minute I saw him my gaydar just went "Ding ding ding ding ding ding!" And not only that but the dress he made looked like his haircut! It was hilarious. And he is such a cliche, he's like a character or something. I laugh whenever I see him and hear his voice.
Ive been writng this for a while now. I dont really have mcuh to say now considering the fact that Im still cooling down from my last break down but I worked EXTREMELY hard on this and cried some doing it so I really want commentary and shit. Please comment.
Perversion of a Lockpicker
Introduction:
Lock picking. It had been a hobby of mine for years and years. Every moment in time I got this feeling of spotaneity, calling to me it had always called. It would say "You want to pick locks, Thaddius. This is what you want to do. Do it...". I would always listen to it, I'd never say "No" or act in contrary or distaste, tonight was no different. Even if what I was doing was wrong, and probably one of the most disgusting things in the world, I'd gladly do it all over again. I'd do it again, not on the account of one of my perverse wants, but for love. For the love of my one and only master, my godess, my special someone,'her'.
Chp.1 Another night of nonfiction love
We arrived at the highschool at twilight. Not a janitor, a rapist, a punk, or even an overexcited and studious student teacher were in sight. All me and my comrade could see was the East entrance to the building and cream red sky and stars above, or as my comrade would call them "God's old discarded baby teeth". The thought of that random old inside joke cooled me down slightly, but on the blame of my obsessive compulseness I was on my toes immediately again. We made our way to the entrance. I got out my prized nailfile and undid the lock rather impressively, much faster than my usual. Maybe it was because of the fact there was a definite thing in there my crooked heart had desired. We went to the row or lockers of my choosing. My friend lowered his flashlight, turned to me and said,
"You are the most disgusting man I have ever met...."stutter and all.
I raised an eyebrow and smirked at him, I felt like saying something along the lines of "I've known" to protect my pride just a little but he began his little "rant" at me again. He made a point I guess but I mostly just wanted to see the funny faces he would make had I the entry.
"Why the Hell am I even here? This is bad, Thaddius, very very......" he gulps, "bad"
His stutter was worse and on his face creeped across a mild blush. His funniest face yet however my expression didn't change at all. I still wanted to play a little.
"You're my best friend you know....."
I remain smug.
"You're also horrible...."
I nod then I humbly pat him on the shoulder. Revealing one of the only emotions, this man can show, sympathy. I then give him the gift some of the only words he'd hear from me that night.
"I know Mark."
Showing no further emotion, I bend downwards the locker I wanted to break into, Locker 711234, I get out my nailfile(of truth), and stab it into the keyhole. I hit the sweet spot inside, give it a turn, and I open the door. I go straight for the goods, a certain little pink book. I turn to Mark.
"This is it." With a bit of a smile I say this. Not like he would comprehend at first but I was still happy all the same.
He gives me a disapointed look and turns away from me, as to avert my gaze.
"I'm going home....." I would've run after him even if it were raining if it weren't at this time. But right now I was reading one of the most gripping books since Stephen King's Carrie and I couldn't leave my realm. Besides, the passions of a lovesick queer acquiantance didn't matter to me to me as much as my own feelings. Not only that but I have a love too. The young woman who wrote this wholesome novel rested in my lap, the young woman who could preach her words of wisdom and articulate so well, a young woman who loves kittens, a young woman by the name of Sue Franchess.