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To m ake up for not being here. Here are some quotes and shit that I know you guys have been waiting to here!(Btw, Ive had to type ALL of this up again because my computer deleted my shit again)
As for updates on my life, my family(dads household) and I were planning on going to the Mall of America but considering how lazy and unwilling to wake up early for it my siblings are, and because of that YuGiOh! GX was on 4kids TV, we decided just to go to our local mall and see Horton Hears a Who instead. My favorite character was 'Katie'. Because of a really funny quote from her(also she can fly). And then theres Jo-Jo, the emo Who.
Quote(s):
"In my world, everyone's a unicorn that eats rainbows and poops butterflies."(Thats from Katie)
"YOP!"
"Everyone cheer, the melons are here, Filled with seeds that grow out your rear! We eat melons everyday! Pull down your pants to burn the seeds away! Burn, burn, the seeds away! Make my arse safe for today! Burn, burn, the seeds away! Make those melons die!"(and the funny part is it repeats itself for over 20 minutes straight!)
"Oh! Oh! Why don't you kill the baby too?!"
"Naw. It'd scar the kid more, living a life knowing that his mom was killed by a squirrel."
"Pink Champagne.....that's a bit nelly even for me."
"Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Homophobia's got to go!"
"Next time you should rent "ButtHole Boys", I give it 2 thumbs up!"
"After all, you're cute, you're young, you're hung!"
"After my mom told me I was gay, she gave me the safe sex lecture. I knew how to put a condum on a cucumber before I could drive."
"Well I was going to ask you out tonight, but now I'm not so sure."
"Why not?"
"Well, Michael, A cucumber is a lot to live up to."
"It's like a kick in the balls but it's my heart!"
"I have a skin condition where my hand hurts all the time and when I touch things, it burns."
"Well, gee....sex must be complicated then!"
Fortune(s):
"Flirting is mandatory(in bed)"
"Dance like no one else is watching(in bed)"
"There's a time to be modest and there's a time to be exposed. Try to keep them balanced(in bed)"
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