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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

   Weird dream.........
Soi Fon
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Well I dunno how long Im going to be allowed be on her since Im in school but last night I had a realyl creepy dream. It was about this alien devouring everybody in existence. Its starts out where me and mom are sitting aroyund the house watching TV. Apparently in my dream world, our town is only allowed a few channels and one of them was called "Granny Takes a Shower". Anyways my dream mom didnt like teh idea of the show neither did I. We decide to open the oven to distract ourselves from it and inside is this pie so obviously shaped like a v*gina it was ridiculous. I asked my mom about it and she said the granny from the show made it but then she changed her mind and said that the granny's grandson did. He mixed the dough and some fish guts in the tub right after Granny's show aired and when she was done w/ her shower, he broke into our house while we were sleeping just to cook it, and as a prank he planted one in everyone else in our town's ovens too. All of the sudden Darth Vader pops in my livingroom w/ a bag and says "Trick or Treat" for a split sceond then disappears. After that my dream becomes more of a movie and stuff where I dont contribute or anything just automatically. At least I dont hardly contribute at all anyways. Mom decides to cut open the nasty, perverted, fishgut pie to eat it then all of the sudden an alien that pretty much looked like a box w/ razors for teeth and cta ears w/ an entirely black body and red eyes. It devours the whole pie and starts devouring the kitchen counter. My mom says something like "Oh my! Youre such a hungry little dear! I wouldve fed you more if Id known." and something about the counter being made of turnips. Then it swtches off to a scene where me and my little brother are on these swings in our neighbors yard and the alien box monster arrives in form of a little boy toddler. For a little while me, my brother, and the kid are swinging like normal then the thing attacks us "unexpectedly". My brother runs to our house to get help and thte monster changes back into its box form and starts chasing after me. But when it would attack me unlike the million other victims it ate(or seemed to be full of) it only cut me w/ its teeth a little. I automatically get to sfaey somehow but then my mom decides to take me and all my siblings on a drive to see my relatives. But our car gets chased the monster but apparently Im the only one who saw it then so my family thought I was crazy and ignored me. I then break out of the car, fall in aditch, and then run through a field to go see my dad and stay w/ him instead of seeing our relatives. But then later my mom convinces dad let her drive me over there again. The monster follows us again only its invisible. But I know its following us. Mom thinks Im crazy so she drops me off at this gas station/rest stop/restuarant and the black woman who was the boss there was now supposed to take care of me. All of the sudden, Raven Symone(Raven from That's so Raven) shows up there for lunch w/ the monster as one of her guests. This time the monster is a female vulture. While Raven and ehr other guests are talking like normal the monster is staring at Raven's body and thinking about how juicy and delcious she would be but then the much more voluptuous owner of the establishment shows up and the monster cuts off head and eats it in midair. Then suddenly it switches to "The Final Battle" where the monster turns into Daggit from Angry Beavers(a cartoon beaver w/ a unibrow) and the hero of our story is Daggit's older brother and rival Norbert. Norbert set up a fortress to protect himself(and nobody else) so the monster tried to climb up its walls to get him. Of course being a eaver thoguh the monster used its teeth to climb the walls. Then when both beaver finally meet to begin fighting, Norbert holds up a fake axe made of rubber and asks the monster "How much do you think this is worth?"
The monster reponded "Quite a lot though Id hate to disappoint you". Then it cuts off. Thoguh deep down my dream self knew Norbert had died because the monster can break metal w/ its teeth. For a couple seconds it showed a black screen w/ bloody letters reading "the end". But there was more. Apparently even thoguh almost everyone on Earth was dead there were survivors. They had to survive off what was left. They were desperate about it too. They had the smallest of babies crawl into dangerous pits and things where food was stored that they couldnt fit in. A baby almost got crushed by a shopping cart somehow. my dream self was thiking he was a rebellious baby for some reason. This took place in a desert. Thats how it ended.

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