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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Firemans Chp.5 Cuz`m bored!
Soi Fon
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Fireman: So what is today`s topic, stupid?
Other fireman: I`ll just ignore that now er, today we shall discuss .......something....
Fireman: Yes! Something it is!
Other fireman: Mekka lekka high mekka hidy ho!
Fireman: Hey! I wanted to tell the audience about how to make the soup!
Other fireman: No. I was just reading some thing random they put off the crap-
*the Hulk in a security guard uniform balls fist*
Other fireman: `Tis a lovely script indeed! *fiddle with collar,sweatdrops*
Fireman: That`s right~! Our musical guest is the old, washed up Old man!
Old man: My medicine!*wheeze*
Fireman: Ok! Good for you! And our special non-musical guest that sinister kid!
Evil kid: I told you it was "Evil ki-er, evening ladies and gentlemen, I`m glad to be here! *pokes dimples* Aren`t I cute?
Audience: Awwwwwww!
Other fireman: My daughter so outclasses him!
Audience: Liar! Meanie! Hughes!
Other fireman: I`ll ignore the Hughes comment! Let`s begin our conversation with politics.
Audience: Boooo!
Other fireman: We`ll also worship that really cute, Evil Kid.*grumble,grumble*
Audience:......
Fireman: And we`ll compare Hitler to Charlie Chaplin!
Audience: YAAAAAY!!!!!
Other fireman: .....Ok, what are some similarities?
Audience: There are like too many!
Other fireman:........ diffrences?
Audience: There are almost none!
Fireman: Ok! Take it away Old man!
Old man: Happy Birthday dear Mitchell! Happy Birthday to you! Prune juice! *attempts to smash guitar and can`t* Ah, worm food!
*attempts to start it on fire and starts himself on fire*
Fireman: COFFEE AND DONUTS?
Other fireman: Of, course! Wanna hold hands?
Fireman: Dunno, can you get over the puppy incident of `74?
Other fireman: I`m guessing no.......
Fireman: Don`t you have a wife and kid to get home to?
Other fireman: Shoot yer right! I`ll call you!
Fireman: Why haven`t I shot him yet?
Other fireman: Cuz we`re best buddies! And I help you pay off your dues.
Fireman: That reminds me! Oh, the poopdeck! I gotta go! WEEWOOWEEWOO! MAKE WAY FOR THE FIREMANS ER,MAN!
Other fireman:......Firemans?
Evil kid: Yeah everyone calls you that and you call yourselves that.
Other fireman: Hm, really?
Evil kid: Yeah, and some other things too. But we`ll get into that later you gotta go home to-
Fireman: Ellen I`m sorry!*tears in eyes and running*

To be continued....


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