Saturday, January 17, 2004

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Hallo! Here is a little stupid thing a friend of mine did on the Yahoo! IM.
Don't worry, it's not THAT hard to follow, I hope. It's a little story-type-thing. We really don't write our serious stories like this...so.....
M= ME
H=Her

ME: The night began as...
HER: slow and boring as ever.
M:I was just getting ready for bed, when suddenly...
H:I noticed something odd on the computer screen!
M: It was...a new e-mail from my bestest friend in the whole world...
H: Kami-chan!! I quickly sat down and read it, since she hadn't written me in a looonnggg time. It said:

Dear Hotaru,
Something is very wrong here!

M: (Speaking aloud.) What is wrong, oh bestest friend of mine?

H: (e-mail again)

Everything seemse to have been turned upside down! No one at school is talking to me! Not even Usagi, and she'll talk to anyone! What's going on? Is it me?!?!?!?

Please help!!!!!!
Kami-chan

M: Oh my! What on earth could have happened? I dashed to the phone, and

H: Hurriedly dialed her number. When she answered on the other end, I quickly said that it was me. She burst into tears. "Oh, Hotaru! Ya've gotta help me! I'm in real trouble here!" (Yes, we talk like this. We are hicks and proud of it.)

M: I spoke with wisdom and grace, and calmly said, "Huh?"

H: "Whenever I try to say hello or anything to anybody, they turn away from me! It seems like they're giving me the silent treatment, but even the teacher's are ignorin' me! What'll I do? I can't even turn in math homework! It seems good and all that, and yeah, I admit it's kinda cool not havin' ta do homework and all, but I'm failin' here! They give me a zero on tha things they won't accept!"

M: Suddenly, Hotaru lit upon an idea! "I know what the problem is! It's your awful, awful bad breath! You reek like a wet dog!"

H: "Hotaru! This is no time to be funny! I'm bein' serious, chick! And I tried the bad breath thing already! It ain't that!"

M: "Well...maybe they're put off by your bad sense of fashion? You look like one of those homeless people that sleep on street corners!"

H: "Hota, they don't know about that! I wear a uniform for chrissakes! Be serious!I honestly need your help! I know you're trying to lighten tha mood, but this has been goin' on for three and a half weeks!! If I don't get my homework turned in soon, I'm gonna fail!!!!!!!!!"

M: "I don't know what it is...but I don't feel like talking to you either." Hotaru calmly solved her problem by hanging up the phone, and prancing off to bed. Her dreams were full of Orlando Bloom, Trowa Barton, and Schuldich. She is a very twisted person.


THE END!

Wasn't that fun???