Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Bad Life!?
We stole a load of money and ran over an old fart.....but we got put in jail for one week, we busted out and were on the run!!!! This is a serious crime. So don't do this at home???? We are now leaving U.S.A to head to Brisbane,Australia!!!! We have Bought a load of Guns. To blow the hell out of Australia!!!!

We boarded our jumbo jet and were nearly in australia when...The Japenese terrorists tried to eat us alive!! we then took control of the jet and crashed it into the sydney harbour
bridge,before it crashed we skydived out of the jet leaving the japanese terrorists to their bloody death!!
We are now living in australia(before we blow it up). We are now living in an abanded warehouse in sydney and our first kill there was an idiot called Josh Budden. But then we got chased to Brisbane by his evil twin brother (so he thinks). Now we are currently living in a 5 star appartment under the ground of a car park. Now we are planning to terrrorise a shopping mall by stealing all of the cash regesters and beating up old farts with their walking sticks and stealing lollies from 5 year olds and killing retards.

We dug into the shopping mall from the underground carpark with Mc Flurry spoons from McDonalds
and we met up with this pyromaniac called "Torrens" who supplyed us with 15kg of bombs and fireworks to blow the crap outta K-Mart(gay-mart). But before we went to blow K-Mart up, we went to the Newsagent to buy this month's issue of "Playboy".
Then we kiddnapped a baby out of it's pram and we took it to the toilets and shoved 1kg of fireworks up it's ass and then saw the baby blow and blood and guts went all over the fucking place and we blew the shit out of
Josh Budden's(Joshimitsu)Grave!!

We then went back to the pram in the toilets and put a V8 egine and nos (nitros)into the pram. then put the remains of joshimitsu and the stupid baby's body in the pram and we raced down the mall in the
pram.... But then two old retards came after us with their walking sticks and then jumped into the pram so then we put on the nos and drove straight into the gas station across the road and jumped out just in time to see the fuckin retards get blown apart!!
To Be Continued..............


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