Saturday, November 4, 2006

   It was a rainy saturday morning...

I was in the middle of North Korea. I was crouched in the bushes with nothing but a M-15, and a survival knife. I was running short of ammo, and surround by 400 North Korean troops. I decided to go into a full out assult. Using the last of my m-15 ammo I wiped out about 200 of them. With about 200 left all I had left was my empty M-15 and a survival knife. I knew it was about to get messy. I started slicing there throughts and spilling their intestiens, while also bashing their skulls in with the butt of the M-15. Covered in blood and still surrounded I knew that however many I killed they would keep coming. So, I knew I needed back up. I called Josh. josh decided he would get out of bed, warm up his jet, and fly over to North Korea. While focusing on wiping them out with a flurry of .50 cal and rockets he did not notice the mountain in front of him. As he crashed into the mountain I thought I was done. Then I see him parachuting down with a M60 and RPG in hand and contined to fire upon them. He handed me more ammo for my M-15. After about 15 more minutes we had killed them all in a blood bath of a fight. So, covered in blood we headed home and had breakfast. Josh wanted to know why I needed help with only 400 troops.

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Friday, July 14, 2006

   heh, heh, heh... My day at Lunch...

At McDonalds... Trying to make an order, ya know mcdonalds. Not the smartest people in the world. Giving me a hard time screwing up my order. Then I remembered I have a fifty cal. desert eagle in my pocket, So without hesitating I wip it out and blow away his face. Then I throw that to the ground. And wip off my jacket where I have two uzi's and turn around and unload on all the customers and any other on lookers. Then I drop both empty uzi's and pull the sawed off 12 gauge. I hop over the counter and hunt down all the other employes and blow there heads off. After that I throw the 12 down, find the manager and tell him the service sucked and submerged his head in the deep fryer untill he stoped moving. all before the cops showed up.

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Friday, July 7, 2006

   Happy birthday to me.

yeah, today's my birthday...

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