Tuesday, January 20, 2004

   Wat 2 do 2 annoy ur bathroom persons Enojoy :P
Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down you "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
Really fun! ^_^ I migtht rite another laterz
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Monday, January 19, 2004

"26" Things to say in an Eelevator*

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then ream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space
okiez g2g enjoy
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Tuesday, January 13, 2004

I took alot of quizzes!

Lucifer: Angel of the starlight, you are often
confused with being evil in your quiet
contemplations... Underneath it all you are
actually the most beautiful angel of all, and
God likes u more... the others are just
jealous. What do they know anyways.


Which Angel Lays Within You?
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Urd, Goddess of the past


Which Anime Goddess are you?
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What color nail polish are you? (With Anime Pictures)
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~BLONDE~
Your the leader and a prep. Your the guys favorite
and probly in the populare crowd. I'm mean what
guy dosen't want a blonde. Your athlete,
cute,find figured and counted on. most girls
what to be blonde with blues or green if your
natural.Your Proble stuck up and full of
yourself. You mit act differnt if your a rocker
or something.Rate^-^ OH,I DON'T HAVE ANY
PROBLES WITH BLONDES KAY.most are my friends.


What's your anime hair color? COOL PICS^-^NEW!!!
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You're Yuna from 'Final Fanatsy X' and 'Final
Fantasy X-2'!


Which Video Game Girl Are You?
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No Surprise there! ^_^

k bye guyz! ^_^ :P
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Monday, January 12, 2004

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Can any of u guyz hear real emotion? plz tell me. anway, I'm tellin more jokes cuz I'm bored.
1. Ur mama's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell wuz a mexican telephone company. (like southwestern bell...)
2. Ur so poor, I stepped on a cocroach in ur house, and ur mam said,"Hey u killed our pet."
3. Ur so poor, I stepped on a cigarrette butt, and ur mom said,"who turned off d heater."
4. Ur so poor, when I saw u diggin in a garbage can I asked, "what r u doin?" and u said, "grocery shoppin."
5. Ur so stupid, when we were in d grocery store and d person wuz talkin over d microphone, u said "Oh No! I hear those voices again!"
Wat 2 do when ur waitin 4 ur mom/friend when ur at walmart.
1. get a tomato, and squeeze d juice all d way 2 d bathroom.
2. Put a condom in some1's basket.
3. Hide in d clothes so no1 can c u and when some1 iz lookin go, "pick me no pick me." in a weird voice. (really funny)
4. Call Papa Johns and do d conversation like dis: d worker at papa johns, "hello Papa Johns how may I help u?" u: "Hello Dominoes Pizza how may I help u?" worker person,"I didn't call u, u called me!" u: "will dat b w/anchovies or without."
dats all 4 now c ya guyz!
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Saturday, January 10, 2004

Grr..........d pics won't leave yet
Oh well:"ur mama's so fat dat when she wuz wearin a red dress 2 a party, when she arrived, evry1 went "Kool aid Kool aid!!!!!"
Ur so poor, when I saw u kickin a can I asked,"wat r u doin" and u said "movin"
Ur so stupid, u threw a rock 2 d ground, and missed,
ur so stupid, u tripped over a cordless phone. (lol)
8 gurls were hangin over d edge of Mt. Everest on a flimsy rope. 1 wuz Brunette, d others were blond. Finally all of the gurls decided that 1 person had 2 let go of d rope or else they all would die. D brunette den made a heartwarming speech on how she would let go of d rope 2 save her friends. The blondes applauded.......... (lol ^_^)
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btw if yall were wondering how d Shakespeare festival went It went Great!!!! Yup u didn't hear me wrong, Great!!!!!!!! we watched 2 of his plays, but I liked d last 1. Dogberry (Michael Keaton 4m d first batman)wuz hilarious! He's like: "Now remember, I'm an..........ass." lol He did dat a many times. u had 2 watch it. I actually liked it. Yeah we watched : The taming of d shrew, and Much ado about nothing. dey were comedies. uh huh Shakespeare wrote comedies. d diff 4m comedies and Tradgedy's (such as Romeo and Juliet) is dat in Tradgedies, evry1 dies, while in Comedies, evry1 gets married. real weird. ciao 4 now
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   ........ditto
I like eggs I like eggs I like eggs *an hour later* I like eggs I like eggs..........
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   ..........ditto
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   Just gettin rid of d pics
I'm only makin these 2 get rid of d pics cuz der messin it up
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