|
myOtaku.com
• Join Today!
My Pages
• Home
• Portfolio
• Guestbook
Contact Me
AIM
• RhymingRomance
E-mail
• Click Here
Website
• Click Here
Yahoo! Messenger
• Never get on it
Vitals
Birthday
• 1990-10-04
Gender
•
Female
Location
• ThIs DuMp Of A hOuSe
Member Since
• 2003-11-14
Occupation
• LaZy As CaN bE
Real Name
• JoAnNa
Personal
Achievements
• I can count to 10!!!!! YAYZ!
Anime Fan Since
• psh... i don't know
Favorite Anime
• lots...
Goals
• To.... to.... I DONT KNOW!
Hobbies
• Volleyball, Singing, Music in General, Drama, Anime, MTV, hanging w/friends, talking online, acutally, just plain talking.
Talents
• being me!!! :) Oh I'm so talented!
|
|
|
Monday, January 12, 2004
.....
Can any of u guyz hear real emotion? plz tell me. anway, I'm tellin more jokes cuz I'm bored.
1. Ur mama's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell wuz a mexican telephone company. (like southwestern bell...)
2. Ur so poor, I stepped on a cocroach in ur house, and ur mam said,"Hey u killed our pet."
3. Ur so poor, I stepped on a cigarrette butt, and ur mom said,"who turned off d heater."
4. Ur so poor, when I saw u diggin in a garbage can I asked, "what r u doin?" and u said, "grocery shoppin."
5. Ur so stupid, when we were in d grocery store and d person wuz talkin over d microphone, u said "Oh No! I hear those voices again!"
Wat 2 do when ur waitin 4 ur mom/friend when ur at walmart.
1. get a tomato, and squeeze d juice all d way 2 d bathroom.
2. Put a condom in some1's basket.
3. Hide in d clothes so no1 can c u and when some1 iz lookin go, "pick me no pick me." in a weird voice. (really funny)
4. Call Papa Johns and do d conversation like dis: d worker at papa johns, "hello Papa Johns how may I help u?" u: "Hello Dominoes Pizza how may I help u?" worker person,"I didn't call u, u called me!" u: "will dat b w/anchovies or without."
dats all 4 now c ya guyz!
Comments
(0)
« Home |
|
