Sunday, February 20, 2005

   my dog is laughing at me........


Dont mind me....Its been a bad day so im depressed.Nothing else to talk about so i will tell you about it.Last night me and a few friends went out for chinese food.Had fun,until that fucking fortune cookie came my way.I opened it expecting the normal,cheesy, "New business opputunities come your way"...how wrong was i. I got "Tomorrow will be the darkest of your days" We laughed about it and i decided that i was going to make tomorrow the best day ever.I was really really wrong....

1.Didnt go to sleep until 5:30 in the morning.

2.woke up a half an hour later wide awake and fell out of bed.(which hurts really bad because my bed is up high)

3.ran out of tea

4.Tripped over my dog and fell face first onto the floor. humiliation #1

5.tried to take a shower and the water was ice cold, ended up screaming bloody murder and my moms boyfriend came running in to see what was wrong.(i have a clear shower curtain by the way.) humiliation # 2 x 1000000000000000000000000000000000

6.no towels in my bathroom

7.no clothes in my room.(god wants me too be a nudist)

8.ended up borrowing some of Janets clothes.(pink....AHHHHHH!!!)

9.cd player ran out of batteries.
( i almost started crying)

10.slammed the front door on my hand
humiliation # 3

11.fell down the stairs leaving the house humiliation # 4.

12.attempted to go for a walk and found every single damn puddle possible. humiliation # 5,6,7,8,...

13.almost got hit by 3 different cars

14. went to Starbucks and tried to drink a smoothie in peace.got hit on by 3 different guys. humiliation # 9,10,11....

15.tripped leaving starbucks.some guy ended up catching me.
humiliation #....ah fuck it! I lost count..

16.some lesbian couple offered me a threesome on the way home.(what the hell! i couldnt possibly try to be more unnatractive! baggy jeans and a black hooded jacket come on!!!)

17. tried to meditate and i almost feel out of the damn tree.again....

18.Janet was blaring Back street boys again when i finally staggered home.ended up shutting off the power
to her room and locking her in there.
hehehehehe

18.alex brought me some of my band uniform.its a black,leather tubetop that laces up in the front.i almost fell over.can you say FUCK NO!

19.My older sis decided to spring on me that shes moving to Florida in 3 days.

20.Burnt myself playing with a lighter.

21.tried to listen to usic but the power went out cause of the rain.

22.had another family fight and almost got kicked out again.


ughhhhh.....i could piss and moan about my day somemore, i really could but i will spare you. I feel like jumping off a bridge...maybe i will.
The world wouldnt lose much.
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