Tuesday, March 8, 2005

   Brace yourselves people.............this is scary
hello,

im home sock today.kinda got a bad luck streek going on......pffft.dont mind me.i got fired yesterday.still knida bummed.anyway heres a list i made up to determine whether or not youre a trouble maker,bad girl,or bad boy.results may vary but laughter is guaranteed.

If youre permanent record has its very own file cabinet.....

you might be a troublemaker

If you personally know the janitor and have a copy of all his work keys......

you might be a troublemaker

If you have ever "accidently" blown up the school chemistry lab once or twice....

you might be a troublemaker

If you have won a 3 against 1 fight without throwing a single punch....

you might be a troublemaker

If you know how to sweet talk the principle into beleiving youre innocent.....

you might be a troublemaker

If youre mom has ever screamed at you from down the street "GO AHEAD AND RUN!!! YOU GOTTA COME HOME SOMETIME!"

you might be a troublemaker

If you have ever punched the head off your school mascot...

you might be like Shinobi...i mean a troublemaker...

If you have catch phrases like, "I dont break the rules..i just bend them a little..." or "I dont make the rules i just break em"

you might be a troublemaker

if you have lost count of how many times youve been to the office.

you might be a troublemaker

If every office attendant knows you by youre first name and asks "whatcha in for now?" or "so hows youre momma doin these days?"

you might be a troublemaker

If you refer to suspensions as vacations.

you might be a troublemaker

If you have perfected the "bambi eyes" or "innocent smile" or can cry on cue.

you might be a troublemaker

If you use your art class time to draw up the latest-n-greatest plans for revenge,a scam,or a prank.

you might be a troublemaker

If youve ever gotten fired on your day off.

your just pathetic

If your backpack has a secret compartment and is filled with..."necessities"

you might be a troublemaker

If a staggering amount of guys or girls follow you around for no apparent reason...

you might be a trouble maker

If something happens its your ass the principle hunts down first...

you might be a troublemaker

If youve ever broken into your locker because you were too lazy to do the combination....

you might be a troublemaker

If the police dont even bother to chase you just grab the tazer or beanbag gun instead.

you might be a troublemaker

Every authority figure you know has your mom on speedial.

you might be like me

*whistles innocently* WHAT?
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