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Friday, March 18, 2005


   Phsychiatric help 5 cents
seriously,
I am now the house shrink for my friends and family.Dont ask me how i got chosen for this job i still havent figured it out.*sigh* Im honored that my friends wanna confide in me but its getting annoying.My phone is ringing off the hook as it is with all these stupid boys,now my friends wont leave me alone.I just wanna go somewhere far away and hide for a few months.

I tried asking my friends about my boy problem today.Some of the answers were so different it was amazing.Feel free to contribute.Heres a sample.

Me: Hey mom, why do you think i have so many boys chasing me?

Mom: Because youre beautiful.(LIES!)

Me: Hey Alex, why do you think i have so many boys chasing me?

Alex: Because boys always want what they cant have.It drives them crazy to know they cant have you.

(note to self...never ask alex anymore questions..)

Me: Hey calle, why dop you think ive got so many boys chasing me?

Calle: Because you have an electric personality, and youre aloof with them.You dont treat them any different, you just pretend there not there.It makes them crazy.They want you too notice them.

hmmmmmm....now you see why i like Calle.Though alex has a point too...they didnt give me so much as a second glance until i had a boyfriend.now they wont leave me alone...*whimper* i need somemore bodyguards.

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