Friday, April 2, 2004

   Minions of Evil part 16
Ok This is my first minions attempt it's a RP Story filled with little to no sense. Ok Minions let me know what you think!

We now join our minions in the ice cream truck heading nowhere fast.
IM well do you we have a destination?
MM He he he
SK Umm you are not going to like it… We are going to Australia!
IM *Shudders* Great dingo eating babies and too many mice…. Hows Zenigata doing?
MM Decomposing. *MM Sticks his remains into a zip lock freezer bag IM Freezes it*
CM *jumps through the window of the speeding ice cream truck Black Cat soon follows* I beat John John!
IM How?
CM You should have been there. There was fire and liquid hot magma…
DF you overfeed the gerbil didn’t you?
MDL Yes he did he exploded… On the concrete.
LB Yummy *chewing on gerbil fat*
DF I Want!!!
LB No Mine
DC *yoink*
BK Where’s Zeni?
ALL Ummm
IM *hides zip lock bag behind her back* He’s well A little out of sorts…
MM What she means is he’s gone to pieces
SK *Smacks MM* Shut up! and eat a cookie!
BK *finds the how to put evil leaders mutilated husbands back together book* With the flames of hell in her eyes* where’s Zeni?
SK Umm Lupin has him and he’s In Australia! If I get Zenigata back can I keep him?
BK *Breaks into sobs* I just want my Zeni back!!!
SK I’ll take that as a YeS!
IM Alright BK Hitting senior citizens with this ice cream truck will probably make you feel better right?
BK *Sniffs* Yes *BK goes to the front of the truck and starts hitting senior citizens* WooT Blue hair 10 points!
SK *The DB and minions put together their differences for a couple of parts because none of them can stand the weepy BK * Alright here is what we need one half digested cellphone
LB *swallows cellphone* working on it!
MM *reading manual* One copy of Eugene Ionesco the bald soprano
IM Got it *pulls it out of her waist band* Don’t ask
DF *Yoinks manual* and a dingo!
IM Why do we have to go to Australia again?
MM & SK You’ll see…
Will our minions put zeni back together again? Will this ever be a coherent RPG Story? Why are they going to Australia? Tune in next time same otaku website same otaku time! (probably on someone else’s site!)

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