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Sunday, February 22, 2004
The Bliss of Vice
I wonder how I survived without smoking. It calms me down to the point where I no longer want to inflict physical harm on annoying individuals. Now, mental harm is a completely different matter.
I hope I get lung cancer. Well, actually I don't care one way or another. I'm going to be dead soon enough, so no worrys.
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Saturday, February 14, 2004
Lonely and depressed
I wonder what would happen if I just vanished one day. If I just fell off the face of the Earth. Somehow I doubt anyone would care. Oh, hey, check this out. I wrote it last month, and just finished tinkering with it.
It doesn't matter
Who is right
Because I am always wrong
No matter what the fight.
I am a stupid teen
Who yells and screams
I always hurt
Those close to me.
They never listen
But who really cares
I'm never right
So lets not split hairs.
So full of pride
And of themselves
I never get heard
Like a dusty book on some shelves.
Treat me like dirt
It'll be great fun
But don't be suprised
I'm already numb.
I hate this life
I didn't choose it
I'll keep going
But the fuse has been lit.
I'm like a bomb
Full of destructive power
Let's hope I'm gone
That fateful hour.
Treat me like shit
What's done has been done
Get a few more hits in
Then be prepared to run.
Maybe I won't
I'll be defective
Shit, I don't care
I wasn't elected.
I chose this path
I and I alone
But you had a hand in
This knife you did hone.
You will be shocked
Had no clue
I had degressed this far
Don't argue, it's true.
So for once I am correct
The only time
And you can't argue
Can't change the crime.
I'll be gone
You'll stay here
Ponder my past
Ponder my fear.
So strange to hear
That word on my lips
Wasn't I made numb
by you ignorent dips?
What's going to happen
After the bang
Why do I care
Why shouldn't I hang?
Why shouldn't the victim
Return the abuse
They gain nothing,
But do they lose?
Or is it I
Alone in my mind
Who create all the insults
That on my mind so grind.
Unraveled strings
Collect at their feet
Far to gone
To turn down the heat.
My mind is ablase
From fires within
To suggest putting them out
Is worthy to grin.
Too late to save
Already burned down
Run already
Get to the ground!
Leave me here
My last few days
Already alone
All but one saved.
One is I
I alone
Don't barge in
Ignore my moan.
Do what you always do
Don't change your pattern now
Only one here
Alone I do howl.
The moon shines red
On the dark sky
Perfect for blood
And air to say "hi".
Don't you believe
That I have the guts
Arn't you aware
Of old shiny cuts?
Screw it
I don't care
Only I
This choice must bear.
That is false
Again I am wrong
Someone will notice
That the bitch is gone.
The people who birthed me
Will notice the silence
No note of rebellion
No sound of defiance.
Will they be releaved
They who sharpened my blade
Will they be saddened
They did not come to my aid?
Many questions
But I have no answers
Bet they do
My humble sires.
Don't care one way
Don't care the other
It's going to happen
Sorry mother.
But now I lie
As I always do
Fuck this shit,
And fuck you too.
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Monday, February 2, 2004
Hey folks. Been a long time, not nearly long enough. It is official. I am an idiot. Yesterday at work I nearly sliced my pinky finger off with the Milkshake mixer. *sigh*. Well, at least I admit it. I know several people who would deny that it happened. Whatever.
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Saturday, December 27, 2003
Family
We all have one. Family. ugh.
I'm at my grandmother's house, joy of joys. Her home is nice enough, when it is just her and I. But my mother's entire side of the family tree is running around. The little shits are messing around with a woopie cushion. The adults are getting a buzz. I am the victim of family abuse. Actually, it would be quite funny; were it happening to someone else.
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Friday, December 26, 2003
It's x-mas. The 3 reasons I know this are simple. First, in the comics, nearly every strip had something about wishing you pus bags a merry x-mas. One was cute enough, I believe it said "Have a very hairy Christmas" with animals in the foreground. 2nd reason is that a very enthusiastic person, I had thought died, called my home with holiday greetings. I hung up on him. 3rd reason, I didn't have to work today. Which ment I got to stay home and read a book titled "The Virgin Suicides". A classic.
Okay, folks, I know no one reads any of the shit I post. I am doing this because it makes my life seem less pointless. Pouring out hateful words to idiots I've never met is very relaxing. Better then the "Happy pills" those quacks keep trying to make me pay for.
On a side note--Santa and his reindeer did not stop at my house last night; the rats were causing quite a racket all evening; and nobody slept a wink until well after sunrise-we were all drunk and stumbling around the living room breaking shit. Doesn't matter anyway; I'm Jewish and I've still got tomorrow night to get gifts. Suck on that.
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Friday, December 19, 2003
'Lo folks. Whoever has nothing to do right now, drop to the floor and expire. Now. *sigh*, Does no one listen anymore? Oh well.
A "Friend" I have sent me this e-mail. I enjoyed it. If you don't like it, then leave. I don't need your kind here anyway.
The Real Differences Between Christmas & Chanukah
In our egalitarian society it is important to make and understand distinctions.
1. Christmas is one day, same day every year, December 25. Jews also love December 25th. It's another paid day off work. We go to movies and out for Chinese food and Israeli dancing. Chanukah is 8 days. It starts the evening of the 24th of Kislev, whenever that falls. No one is ever sure. Jews never know until a non-Jewish friend asks when Chanukah starts, forcing us to consult a calendar so we don't look like idiots. We all have the same calendar, provided free with a donation from either the World Jewish Congress, the kosher butcher, or the local Sinai Memorial Chapel (especially in Florida) or other Jewish funeral home.
2. Christmas is a major holiday. Chanukah is a minor holiday with the same theme as most Jewish holidays. They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat.
3. Christians get wonderful presents such as jewelry, perfume, stereos...Jews get practical presents such as underwear, socks, or the collected works of the Rambam, which looks impressive on the bookshelf.
4. There is only one way to spell Christmas. No one can decide how to spell Chanukah, Chanukkah, Chanukka, Channukah, Hanukah, Hannukah, etc.
5. Christmas is a time of great pressure for husbands and boyfriends. Their partners expect special gifts. Jewish men are relieved of that burden. No one expects a diamond ring on Chanukah.
6. Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Chanukah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis.
7. Christmas carols are beautiful...Silent Night, Come All Ye Faithful....Chanukah songs are about dreidels made from clay or having a party and dancing the hora. Of course, we are secretly pleased that many of the beautiful carols were composed and written by our tribal brethren. And don't Barbara Streisand and Neil Diamond sing them beautifully?
8. A home preparing for Christmas smells wonderful. The sweet smell of cookies and cakes baking. Happy people are gathered around in festive moods. A home preparing for Chanukah smells of oil, potatoes, and onions. The home, as always, is full of loud people all talking at once.
9. Women have fun baking Christmas cookies. Women burn their eyes and cut their hands grating potatoes and onions for latkes on Chanukah. Another reminder of our suffering through the ages.
10. Parents deliver to their children during Christmas. Jewish parents have no qualms about withholding a gift on any of the eight nights.
11. The players in the Christmas story have easy to pronounce names such as Mary, Joseph, and Jesus. The players in the Chanukah story are Antiochus, Judah Maccabee, and Matta whatever. No one can spell it or pronounce it. On the plus side, we can tell our friends anything and they believe we are wonderfully versed in our history.
12. Many Christians believe in the virgin birth. Jews think, "Joseph, Bubela, snap out of it. Your woman is pregnant, you didn't sleep with her, and now you want to blame God. Here's the number of my shrink."
13. In recent years, Christmas has become more and more commercialized. The same holds true for Chanukah, even though it is a minor holiday. It makes sense. How could we market a major holiday such as Yom Kippur? Forget about celebrating. Think observing. Come to synagogue, starve yourself for 27 hours, become one with your dehydrated soul, beat your chest, confess your sins, a guaranteed good time for you and your family. Tickets a mere $200 per person.
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Saturday, December 13, 2003
Did everyone just die?
I'm all alone. Thank you god. Except for the fact that I've got the hiccups. And I'm sick. Damn. Well, everyone and their dog is sick. That makes me feel better, except that the dogs are sick. Okay, the dogs arn't sick; they are simply resting. NO, THEY ARE NOT DEAD!
Why does it have to be so fucking cold? The heater is on, dammit! And yes, I know that it is winter, and based on logic, it will be cold. The fact that the Earth's orbit is farther away from the sun has not escaped my notice. And the fact that it is night right now is fairly obvious. It was a rhetorical question.
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Monday, December 1, 2003
Okay folks. I'm here. I made it. Hold the cheers. I mean it. Shut up.
Several years ago I bought the soundtrack for Little Shop of Horrors. I'm listening to it now, and the sad part is that I remember all the lyrics for every song on the CD. Would someone please shoot me? The reward is this stupid CD that I can't seem to stop listening to. It's a magic CD. It will make the coolest seeming person turn into a pile of steaming flesh. I am immune to most of the magic, it simply burns my ear-drums up.
Alright, I believe that is all I need to write. I would say goodnight, but since I hate you, I won't.
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