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Gender
• Female
Location
• The Solitude of my Mind
Member Since
• 2003-12-01
Occupation
• Too horrible to describe
Real Name
• Revkah

Personal

Achievements
• I can read...
Anime Fan Since
• 1999, I believe
Favorite Anime
• Cat Soup--the most demented anime ever.
Goals
• To not murder the idiots I have the misfortune of working with
Hobbies
• Sleeping, writing, drawing, and sex. What else do you need to know?
Talents
• Well, I'm REALLY flexible, if ya know what I mean ; p

myOtaku.com: IceWolfEyes

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Jokes

I am a follower of tasteless jokes. They are around to put people in their place. Ha. Enjoy this.

THE UGLY BUS

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what
the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last chick in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this chick is rolling on the floor, laughing her ass off. Finally, God reaches her and asks her what her wish will be. The chick eventually calms down and says: "Make'em all ugly again".

I think I'm that last chick. Heh

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