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• Revkah

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• I can read...
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• 1999, I believe
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myOtaku.com: IceWolfEyes

Tuesday, April 6, 2004

Random nature stuff

Everyone has seen that really cute picture of a mother giraffe kissing her newborn baby. That was not a kiss. She was probably licking off the birth fluids and the after-birth. Not so pleasant.

The mothers do this because the after birth is filled with highly nutritious birth lining; the sac in which the baby was confined until birth.

The mother would have been hungry and exhausted, from the (sometimes) days long birth. And the after-birth was convenient.

Now me, I don’t care one-way or the other. But the popular belief is that that was a kiss. I’ve been told a multitude of times how cute and adorable the moment was. At this point my imagination takes over and I can have the slurping sound of that slimy sac being eaten. I retch a little bit. Nasty. Then no one can understand why I make that disgusted face I have.

Maybe I watch too many animal shows. Great, now I’ve got coral on my mind. Did you know that one corral can stretch out for several miles? Did you know that coral is a living creature? Made up of living creatures? Coral reproduces in an odd way. On one night a year, the male and female coral release clouds of sperm and eggs. Then it’s the luck of the draw. There could be billions upon billions of these things released. The fish and shellfish like it; free food.

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