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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Guns Guns Guns
What's up everyone? I just got back from the hospital after having an emergency appendectomy. I was just reading through one of my gun magazines, and found the most sweet ass piece of Iron there is. It is a full scale firing model of a nepoleonic era battlefield howitzer. I would love to have that thing. I would lob shells at the neighbors and would giggle as I watched their confussion and disbelief through a pair of binoculars. I would use sige techniques on their houses. First what you would do is you would take a 40 pound shell down to the kitchen and put it in the oven until it becomes red hot. Then load into the artillery and fire. The hot shell would catch the whole structure ablaze. And for the occupants who run from the burning house I will use my favorite. GRAPE SHOT YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! And that is my history lesson on the Nepolionic Era. The End
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