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Friday, April 27, 2007


   yeah i know im weird
im bored and i am in love with my dream ^_^ it was so funny ok ill tell you...
ok me and lyndsey and shaydon all lived with my grandma and we all shared a room(i know funny 2 girls and one guy sharing a room what could possibly go wrong there) well anyways we went outback to feed the dogs and let them out and that junk well i was wearing a skirt(yup you probably know whats going to happen next lol) and i tripped and almost fell face first into a huge swampy area thing until shaydon grabbed me by the skirt pulled me back and than my skirt ripped and than i fell ontop of him and we were both like major muddy and lyndsey's just standing there laughing her ass off i mean like who wouldn't well anywayz when i stand up my skirt falls off b/c it wsa ripped and shaydon was standing there looking at me with bedroom eyes if you know what i mean and than i slapped him and made him give me his coat and i wrapped it around my waist so he couldnt see my panties and than after we fed the dogs we went back in and into the bedroom and i got clothes and went to take a shower and well while i was taking a shower shaydon and lyndsey were playing rummy and than shaydon had to pee and forgetting that i was taking a shower he went into the bathroom i was in when he walked in i was in nothing but a towel and he got a nosebleed(lol) and i said "SHAYDON YOU PERVERT" and kicked him forgetting that i was only in a towel and the towel fell off(shaydon was enjoying it majorly at this point) and well than i told him to close his eyes and turn around if he wanted to havechildren one day and he did than i got clothes on and we went out into the kitchen and lyndsey and my grandma were already there and and my grandma said "oyu guyz hungry?" and we told her yes and she started to make spaghetti and than we went into the dining room and started to play rummy and than i said rummy on shaydon and i slapped my hand down on the table and also ripped all the buttons off my shirt and shaydon get yet another nose bleed and lyndsey slaps him and tells him to clothes his eyes and than i go and change into a white shirt with out buttons so i wont rip them off and than when i came back the spaghetti was made and i got spaghetti all down the front of my shirt so i go change into yet another white shirt and after we eat my grandma goes on a business to pennsylvania and we're left alone for a whole week and i find the vodka! yesss and shaydon and lyndsey being smart drinkers drink only one cup and me being stupid drink 5 count em 5 cups and than since im drunk they say its time for bed and we all go to bed and well i go over to shaydons side into his bed and we*censored sex scene* and in the morning im still on top of him and lyndsey beats the crap out of him for screwing me and than he said its not his fault b/c lindsay was the one that seduced me so dont blame me for something i had no will power over im a guy for gods sakes!!! than lyndsey replied YES YOU DID YOU COULD HAVE TOLD HER NO OR SOMETHING SHE WAS DRUNK!!! than he said if an anime guy like inuyasha came up to you and wanted to do you would you say no? than she said THATS DIFFERENT! THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN! than he said ok well if say a hot guy wanted to do you would you be able to say no to him? she said THATS NOT THE POINT SHE WAS DRUNK YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER LIKE THAT! he said i didnt she took advantage of me! than i woke up and said "huh? whats going on?" than lyndsey said "GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON WHILE ME AND SHAYDON GO DOWN TO FEED THE DOGS!" so i went and put some clothes on walked out the back door and shaydon was beat red like a tomato for i walked out the door in the ski piest little skirt you have ever seen than i woke up....

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