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Friday, September 16, 2005


   FMA Idol Chapter 2-Ed's Audition
Ed, Al, Winry, Roy, Riza, Alex, Maes, and Gracia got off the train and stood in front of the convention center where they were to audition. Ed: "Let's go." and everyone entered the building.
Envy, Lust and Gluttony arrived in front of the convention center and went inside. Lust: "There must be something horrid in there." She was referring to a door where crying people and angry, swearing people were exiting from. A few times some happy, screaming, jumping people came out with a golden piece of paper. Gluttony: "Can I eat them Lust?" He was eyeing the people around him. Lust: "No, Gluttony. I already had three when we came in." Envy: "Well look who came out to play. It's the Fullmetal Pipsqueak and his posse." Lust and Gluttony looked and saw Ed and the gang. Ed heard someone say 'pipsqueak' and a vein bulged on his head. Ed: "WHOAREYOUCALLINGSOMEONESOSHORTTHEYCAN'TBESEENWITHOUTAMAGNIFYINGGLASS?!" Everyone in the room stared at him. Just then someone poked their head out of the door and said, "Next." Ed went inside grumbling and faced a table with the judges sitting at it. Simon: "Excuse me, young man? No children in the audition room." Ed: "WHOAREYOUCALLINGSOSMALLHEWASGOINGTOBESQUASHEDBYATREE,BUTWASSQUASHEDBYATWIGINSTEAD?!" Simon: "I didn't say anything like that!" Randy: "You were the one making all that racket dawg?" Ed: "Don't call me a dog!!" Paula: "Edward, you really need to calm down." Ed sees Paula and shut's up. "Now please continue with your audition." she said. Ed: "Fine. I'm going to be singing 'Shut Up!' by Simple Plan." Simon: "I thought you'd be singing 'It's A Small World', although to you, it must be a rather large world! Hahahahaha!" Ed: "WHY YOU..."

Scene was cut for violence. I'll just say, it wasn't pretty.

Despite everything he said and did, Ed came out with a gold piece of paper.

Chapter 3-Winry's Audition coming soon!


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