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Saturday, July 31, 2004


So wow, I haven't written in... a long time.
I have been to busy coming up with my EVIL PLAN ::insert spooky-evil-the world is doomed laughter here::: Now, that it is finnaly finshed, I will , in true bad-evil person fashion, reveil the entire thing to you so you can come up with ways to try to stop it. Though I doubt you will be able to. It is very EVIL!!
my objective: World Domination.

STAGE ONE: To begin my plan, I must first kidnap the town mascot. This will cause the world to choke on their food, baffled by my arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

STAGE TWO Next, I must contaminate that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from an amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way I just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do my every bidding.

STAGE THREE Finally, I must activate my great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. My name shall become synonymous with 'dear god no', and no man will ever again dare take my lunch money. Everyone will bow before my mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make me their new god.


MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::cough cough sputter sputter:: ack!! swollowed my breath mint!


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