Sunday, November 21, 2004

   Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!
~SpOnGeBoB tHe MoViE~
On Friday Stef, Emm, and I went to the mall and saw Spongebob! ^^ I won the idiot award for that day. Emm called and we were talking about it and stuff and...She didn't mention that it was going to be THAT day. I was thinking the whole time that it was going to be Saturday. xD And then about 30 minutes before it was time to go I found out it was going to be that night.

Well, we got to the mall, ran to get our tickets, ran back to the Rainforest Cafe to eat, inhaled one of those Volcano desserts, and ran back to the movie theater. 'Twas fun! Emm and I beatboxed Happy Birthday to Stef. XDD Well, as much as we could without laughing our heads off.

~NeW lAyOuT~
If you haven't noticed, my Otaku went through a HUGE makeover. Arr, matey!

~GwEn~
She's still terrified of me. And to make things worse, other people keep sticking their hands in her cage. She doesn't really trust me anymore because of that. e.e; I need to put a lock on that cage.


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Saturday, November 13, 2004

   Birds, Fish, and Horses Galore!
~-BiRdS-~
I got a birdie for my birthday. ^^ She's a rare parakeet. I think they only call them rare because they're a bunch of different colors. I almost got a yellow one with pastel colors on its belly...But then I saw a white one with some light blue on it and I HAD to have it. Sooo...I got her, brought her home...Didn't name her for three days. I called her 'birdie' during her nameless days. But at last, I've found a suitable name!
She likes to "dance"(run around her cage) and "sing" (chirp) to 'Hey Baby' by No Doubt. She sings to any song on the Rock Steady album. And as soon as you shut the music off she stop immediately. It's so cute. xD I her she likes to chirp to sirens, too. My dad said she went nuts when she heard sirens this morning. I don't know. I slept through it.I could've named her Siren. But her name is Gwen. ^^ Very suitable. o__o Diva could've been a good name, too. Emm calls her Angel. xD

~-FiSh-~
AGH!!! MY LAST FISHIE DIED TODAY!!!! ::sniffle, sniffle:: FISHIIEEEEE!!!! I've had that one since FIRST GRADE! (I'm in 9th now) No joke! You guys can ask Jess. AND NOW HE'S DEAD!!!;___; MY FISHIE!!! I'M SO SAD!!!!! T~T

~-HoRsEs-~
I don't really have too much to say about horses...Except our band piece is called "Look at All the Pretty Little Horses". SERIOUSLY. I'm dead serious. You can ask Emm or Sam (they both have Otakus). I have to fold the title over because it's so funny and I'd laugh if I saw it while I was playing. xD Not one pretty little horse, not two pretty little horses...Not a big pretty horse...Not an ugly little horse...But ALL the PRETTY LITTLE Horses!

~-DuCk-~
Still want to play the flute in band. Deanie's pushing me to get lessons. Bleh. ._.;
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Saturday, November 6, 2004

Quis est tuus pater?!
~LaTiN 1~
Latin class, so much fun. We learned how to say "Who's your daddy?" in Latin. xD And it's...Quis est tuus pater? Fun, fun! I love it. I think everybody should take Latin. It's so EASY!...Until you get to the part where you have to determine what the complement, direct object, subjects, transitive/intransitive verbs are.
Example:
Latin: Marcus, puer molestus, Corneliam terret.
English: Marcus, an annoying boy, scares Cornelia.

Subject: Marcus
Complement: puer molestus
Transitive Verb: terret
Direct Object: Cornelia

Okee. Here. Try one and leave your answer in the comments section.

Latin: Igitur Davus in horto clamat. Cornelia ex horto currit.
English: Angry Davus is shouting in the garden. Cornelia runs out of the garden.

Identify: Subject, Linking Verb, Transitive Verb, Intransitive Verb, Direct Object, Complement
Hint: You can't identify all of the above.

~ThE gRuDgE~
Very stupid movie. It made me jump, but nothing else, really. I went to see it yesterday with Emm and Stef. We had SUCH a good time that, again, it was illegal! Emm and I kept making these 'POP' noises with our mouthes during the movie. And then Emm tells me something like, "It'd be funny if somebody farted when it gets really quiet..." and I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes. xD Afterwards we went to Emm's house and ate pizza and chilled out.

~BiRtHdAy~
Yes, my birthday ish coming up. On Monday. When we go back to school for a full week. BLEH. Emmster got me all this Pirates of the Caribbean stuff that I LOVE TO DEATH. ^^ I'd like to take the time to thank her SOOOOO much...*throws on pirate accent* An' I hope Davy Jones ne'er sees ye in 'is locker, ye bloody scallywag! And I must thank Stef, too, 'cause she helped Emm pick the stuff out. I dunno how much she helped pick out, but she helped!
I got...
-Jack Sparrow/Will Turner journal
-Jack/Cursed Pirate pen
-Jack keychain picture thingie ( I put it on one of those necklaces that holds keys...Wearing it now. ^^)
-Jack/Will postcard
-Gift card to Hot Topic (Torrid?)

THANKS, GUYS!

~...SpEaKiNg Of CuRsEd PiRaTeS~
As I promised, a picture of my Halloween costume. It was taken in Study Hall on Friday. The teeth came out bad that day because I had to do the makeup at 6 in the morning and my hands weren't steady.

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Sunday, October 31, 2004

   HaLLoW'S EvE mAdNeSs
*DoInG NoW*
Watching Chocolat (JOHNNY!), talking to Emm (WHOO!), and ...Updating this thing.
*ChOcOlAt*
Piccy!

Johnnaaayyy.

*TrIcK oR tReAtInG*
Went with Emm, had so much fun that it was illegal!!! I took pics, will put them up when they get developed. My dad kept making up things about the people in the houses.
"Careful, the lady in this house only had one arm. I dunno how she opens the door and gives out candy..."
"Be really careful at this house. The lady here has NO ARMS!"
"All the people in this house are short!"
And it was really cool, but I'm pretty sure Liscet is mad at me and i'm not happy when people are mad at me, so Liscet, if you read this, which I'm not sure that you will, I'm SORRY! You sounded dead serious when you told me you were going to kill me! ><;
Well, afterwards (we went to SO MANY houses that my legs are going to fall off) we went back to my house and had pizza and soda and candy and now my tummy ish making weird noises. xD

*ObOe*
Bumped good reed against wall. Reed cracked. Using crummy reed now. Boo-hoo. ._.;
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Sunday, October 24, 2004

   ThE eViLs Of HoMeWoRk
I should stop putting things off until the last minute. I've only gotten to chapter 5 of A Separate Peace (which is due tomorrow), I haven't done ANY of my math homework, and I haven't touched my oboe. Bleh. Guess what I'll be doing for the rest of the day?

On Friday I went to Teen Nite w/ Emm and Stef. It's really weird. We're...OLD! There's like a new generation there or something. It's the eighth graders who go. That's what I've figured out. Dude, we really need a new place to hang out at on Friday night. Blargh.

Halloween. Wo0o! That's coming up. FREE CANDY! *pulls the Hobbit chicken dance*

O_o; There was a worksheet for A Separate Peace? ><* DARNIT! That's LONG gone.

Latin. Very confusing. Direct objects, compliments, subject, linking verb, transitive verb, intransitive verb, prepositional phrase...BAHH! SO CONFUSING. Me paenitet. I shouldn't complain. I should pay attention in class. *cough*

Deanie's still trying to persuade me to get oboe lessons. It isn't working. =P

And...That's about it. Sorry. It's not too amusing. My life is never amusing...So...I'll...Erm...

*juggles flaming clarinets* What's a flaming clarinet good for? *drops clarinet* --; Ah, #$&@! *house engulfed in fire, it burns down in a matter of three seconds*

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Sunday, October 17, 2004

   Ghostwriters and typos, with a bit of chaos! Oh, and vampires, too.
-GhOsTwRiTeR-
As you all know, I'm writing a Secret Window fanfiction. Of course, I'm still working laboriously on it, but I've got one whole part finished. *gasp* Yes, part one is finished! Go check it out and leave a review! The link should be in one of my previous posts, but if you can't find it, you're going to have to go to fanfiction.net and look me up by pen name. I've changed it from Slipshod Sparrow to Rogue Novelist. Once you find it, you'll see my bio, and under that, my stories. I have Diary of a Pirate (Which was coming along HORRIBLY, so I stopped working on it...But some of the journal entries are pretty funny. Like the 9th one where Jack Sparrow passes out in the middle of his entry and Will Turner finishes it...And the journals get all mixed up and everybody ends up with a different journal and it's all CHAOS! But now I'm getting off topic...), Some Secrets Are Best Kept Hidden: Part One, which is the one I've finished, and Ghostwriter:Part Two. Ghostwriter is a continuation of Some Secrets Are Best Kept Hidden, so you might want to read part one first. Because that's usually how things work. Part one, then part two. In part two, I'm fully aware of my typo on "optimistic". I don't feel like fixing it right now. x__x; DEAL WITH IT.

-ChAoS-
I've got my costume, but I don't know how to do the makeup for it. If anybody could find a website on how to paint your face like a skeleton (and it has to be a good skeleton, not one of those gay things), it'd be much appreciated if you e-mailed it to me. If you need my e-mail address, leave me a note in the guestbook or IM me or something...Just get a hold of me and tell me, would you?! And no, I'm not going to be a skeleton for Halloween. Well, in a sense, yes, but...No. I'm going to be a cursed pirate. =D And everybody's invited to stop by my house so we can round up the gang to go trick-or-treating. Afterwards we'll go find someplace to eat like Applebee's or something. And YES, WE'RE GOING IN COSTUME.

-VaMpIrEs-
Meh. Two things relate to this topic. I'll have subheadings.
~bLoOdRaYnE II~
BloodRayne 2 is an AWESOME, AWESOME game, so go rent it or buy it. But first you need to play the original BloodRayne, because as I've mentioned before, that's how things work. Part one, then part two. It's bloody, it's gory, it's awesome. It's about a half vampire named Rayne. In part one, she fights all these Nazi dudes and kills this evil Nazi leader at the end. And no, the bad guy is NOT Hitler in this game. I actually have a very funny story behind that.
Okay, so I'm talking to my friend Jess on the phone (Jess is the one who got me into BloodRayne), and my brother asks me, "Is Hitler the bad guy in this game?" I replied placidly, "No, Will, he's not." My brother asks again, I give the same reply. The third time around, I get pretty irritated.
"Is Hitler the bad guy?"
"HITLER IS NOT A BAD GUY!!!!!!!!"
It doesn't sound too funny because you know what was happening, but Jess was all "WHAT THE HECK?!". And I think my dad might've been, too. It's not everyday that you hear somebody scream "Hitler is not a bad guy!". xD
~GhOsTwRiTeR~
In part two of my fanfic, Mort works on a vampire novel. XD If you don't get it, you haven't read part one yet, and you should do so.

-TyPoS-
I'm the queen of typos. Yes. MWAHA! Fear my typoness! If I've made any typos in my posts, you don't have to bite off my head. I know that I've made a typo. I just don't feel like changing it.

-eViL fUrByS-
Kate and I were talking about Furbys in homeroom and she told me about this one Furby that insulted people. ("Yew ugly!") How did we end up talking about Furbys? It's a secret. (Kate, you kicked my dog! xD!) But anyway, today I was thinking about it...And...what if the evil Furby farted instead of burped?

Furby: *vrrt!* Ahah-hah! *30 seconds later* ><; Smell funny...Ewwwww...

What a strange thought to end on. O_o; Sorry. I'll try to end my posts a little less...insane...than this one. FEAR THE INSANE HOBBIT OF TYPOS! BWAHAHAHA!



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Sunday, October 10, 2004

   Paul Bettany, Kirsten Dunst, Tennis, and Some More Latin!
-WiMbLeDoN-
Yesterday I went with Steph and Amanda to go see Wimbledon! It was such a CUTE MOVIE! It's more of a chick flick, so I don't think guys would want to go and see it unless they like tennis. At the end where Robert Cult (Paul Bettany) is playing in the final game of Wimbledon, the lot of us NEEDED to go to the bathroom. None of us went, though. It was the most exciting part of the movie! Afterwards, Amanda could barely walk she had to go so bad. xD

The next movie I'm planning to go see is Finding Neverland. I'll let you guys know a LOT earlier so we can all go and see it! Or, maybe if we can get a chaperone over the age of 18, we can go see Shaun of the Dead.


-LaTiN-
Salvete, amici! Quid agis hodie? Bene? Bene! Quid est novum? Nomen mihi est Anas Isis Astraea. Et tu? Wo0o! Latin class is SO much fun that it's almost illegal! And, like a dork, I'm joining the Latin club. We get to wear togas and take part in ancient Roman festivities and stuff like that. I love it. On Neopets, if you see me on the boards (My username: Lt_thomas_pullings, Pet: Ajax_LTP), I have "Amor omnia vincit" in my post. That, too, is Latin. ^^ It means "Love conquers all". Latin is really awesome. I get to learn 10 point English words like puerile! Puerile comes from the Latin word "Puer" meaning, "boy". It's really cool.

-OtAkU lAyOuT cHaNgE-
I'm thinking of switching my Hobbit theme to an Edward Scissorhands theme. Dunno yet. Maybe Elf theme. Either way, I've got to get a new backrgound picture because the site I took my original pic from learned how to stop people from hotlinking. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE GET SMART!

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Saturday, October 2, 2004

   ApOlLo,ThE oBoE, aNd DuCkS
::waves at Apollo:: My mall stalker! Made almost use the SING method on you...Pshaw.

Oboe. Oboe, oboe,oboe. Doing pretty well with it. Deanie embarrassed the saxophones. He told them that it's sad that they can't get the chromatic scale exercise when they've been playing for at least a year, and I can do it when I've been playing for a little under a month. It IS pretty sad...Or maybe not. Everybody who knows me knows that my musical talent is uncanny. Oboe is a cool word to say over and over again. Oboe oboe oboe oboe oboe oboe oboe oboe oboe! xD Whoo!

Ducks. QUACK! That's my name in Latin class. It means duck. I like it 'cause it sounds pretty. It's...
ANAS! (uh-nahs) And please, don't misspell it intentionally the wrong way. It's mean. But you can say "QUACK!" when you see me! I asked for the name 'Duck' because the oboe sounds like you're squeezing a duck!

That's about all the news, really. Except that I have writers' block and I painted my nails a metallica purple.
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Sunday, September 19, 2004

   SECRETS! MWAHAHA!
No...I really don't have any secrets I'd like to share with the world at the moment. Maybe later.

I haven't updated in FOREVER. As I've said numerous times before, I'm not quite the updater. I was thinking of offering to make the HHMS band website again this year for Mr. C, but I can't be trusted to update ANYTHING. Not even a journal-like thingie like this Otaku...thing. Bwah...

-tHe EvEnTfUl LiFe Of ThE iNsAnE hObBiT-
I'm already thinking about Halloween!!! Isn't that pitiful?! Kailynn and I want to round up a bunch of people to be the cast of Friends. Emm dun' wanna do it...and she'd make a good Rachel. Kyle would make a good Ross, but I don't think he's up for it, either. Bah. That would've been so cute, too! Rachel and Ross! If we manage to FIND people to do it, Kailynn's going to be Phoebe and I'm going to be Monica. Whoo! If not, I think I'm going to be a Ringwraith. Or maybe a pirate. Or maybe Tifa. Or Yuna.

-gHeTtO hObBiTs-
...Why do all the rapper peoples have "Li'l" infront of their names? They're really not that little...And one night I was thinking about that because I heard Li'l Flip on the radio and I got this weird mental picture of a ghetto Hobbit. Frodo's ghetto name is Li'l Fro. XD I do have a drawing of him in huge baggy clothes and a backwards hat, and I'll upload it as soon as the administrator gets back to be about the Fan Art stuff. It keeps giving me errors when I try to upload my art.

Boromir: *picks the Ring up out of the snow after Frodo drops it*
Frodo: A-YO! BOROMIR! Gimme back mah bling, ya foo'!
Boromir: o_O; *gives it back*
Aragorn: ...Frodo? O.o;;;;
Frodo: I thought I told ya'll to call me Li'l Fro!
Sam: o____o; Are you all right, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: HOLLA!

XD I have WAY too much time on my hands.

-SeCrEt WiNdOw-
BEHOLD THE SUBJECT LINE OF THIS POST! SECRET Window. Now why would I be talking about Secret Window when I'm a Hobbit/Elf crazed harpy? Beeccaaauuuussseeee I'm also a Johnny Depp fan who happens to have read the novel Secret Window, Secret Garden (by Stephen King) AND I've seen the movie Secret Window. You're wondering where this "secret" is going, aren't you? Well, some secrets are best kept hidden...Which would be the name of my Secret Window fanfiction! Please read it and leave a review!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2062424/1/

^There it is...There's the link! Copy and paste the URL into the little URL box at the top of your AOL or Internet Explorer or whatever you have. The author SHOULD be Slipshod Sparrow. If it isn't, you've got the wrong story. And if not, then I'll have to find that author who took my fanfic and say, "You stole my story..." XD A little Secret Window humor there.


-ShOuT oUtS-

I would like to say "HI!!!!!" to...

Emm, Kyle, Kailynn, Steph, Amanda, Stef, Kate(the one in my hmrm), DeAnna, Kerri, Jess, Crystal, Chernice, Jylian, Radhika, Nilam, Sonal, Jen, Rob, Matt, Rach, Fal, Hal, Bob (XD Only one person knows who this is...), JD, Taylor, Ritu, Lis, David, Kathleen(the one from my elementary school), Gabby, Alison, Britt, (the last three were also from my elementary school), Rye, Tiff, Jess (another Jess), and everybody I know! Woot! For the people who live in my area and are my friends...On Friday night I'm planning to go see Wimbledon!(*-* Paul Bettany...Woo!) Everybody's invited! I don't know exactly where or when, but it should be around 7:30-is 8:00-ish. If anybody needs a ride, give me a call.

-EnD-

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Saturday, September 4, 2004

   Marching band betrayal and the distorientation associated with the first day of high school.
Yes, quite a lot of things have happened! Here we go, in order.
1)I added my Hobbit banner! It covers my avatar, but that's okay. My avatar is Legolas, for those of you who are wondering.
2) I quit the marching band. Dude, it's more work than I'd like to have!
3) I started...*evil scary music* HIGH SCHOOL! It's crazy, crowded, and it makes my head spin. I am NOT a happy Hobbit. I have friends in all of my classes, though, so I'm pretty content. At lunch we have to cram 11 people at a small little round table because nobody gets there early enough to get a big table. It's fun, though! We've got a lot of heavy books to lug around. Worst of all, I have to lug around most of my books AFTER lunch because that's when I have most of my academics. I don't have time to go back to my locker, so I kill myself and carry all these heavy books around.
4) BAND! Woot! Deanie's cool. I like 'im. I think T.N. would've been cooler. ((Yes, those are nicknames we use for them.)) T.N. quit, tho. I'm betraying the flute section and I'm switching over to the oboe. I'll still play the flute at home and junk. The freshman band needed an oboe player, and that's where I come in. Tada! *takes a bow*
5) I DIDN'T GET TO SEE THE EXORCIST (the new one) AT THE MOVIES WITH EMM! They wouldn't let us into the theatre without an adult. Soooo. Guess what we saw? AVP! It kicked BUTT! I didn't get to watch James D'Arcy...Because he wasn't in it...But there was a Scottish dude! (I LOVE Scottish accents!) I won't give anything away except for the fact that it was AWESOME!
Dude, me n' Emm were stuck at the theater for like... FOUR OR FIVE HOURS! Two before the movie (Because the Exorcist started at 6:50 and we thought we were seeing that, so we got there at 5:50 or something near that.), about one and a half during the movie, and an hour AFTER the movie. I would've invited more people if I knew we were seeing AVP. *sigh* Sorry to the people I didn't call and invite!

And I think that's all...Except that I still need to take notes on my summer reading novel. Oh, and Latin rocks! My Latin name's either going to Astraea (uh-STRI-uh), Dionysia (Dee-oh-NIECE-ee-uh), or Cybele (Kye-BELL-lay).
Valete! (Bye!)
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