Sunday, October 17, 2004

   Ghostwriters and typos, with a bit of chaos! Oh, and vampires, too.
-GhOsTwRiTeR-
As you all know, I'm writing a Secret Window fanfiction. Of course, I'm still working laboriously on it, but I've got one whole part finished. *gasp* Yes, part one is finished! Go check it out and leave a review! The link should be in one of my previous posts, but if you can't find it, you're going to have to go to fanfiction.net and look me up by pen name. I've changed it from Slipshod Sparrow to Rogue Novelist. Once you find it, you'll see my bio, and under that, my stories. I have Diary of a Pirate (Which was coming along HORRIBLY, so I stopped working on it...But some of the journal entries are pretty funny. Like the 9th one where Jack Sparrow passes out in the middle of his entry and Will Turner finishes it...And the journals get all mixed up and everybody ends up with a different journal and it's all CHAOS! But now I'm getting off topic...), Some Secrets Are Best Kept Hidden: Part One, which is the one I've finished, and Ghostwriter:Part Two. Ghostwriter is a continuation of Some Secrets Are Best Kept Hidden, so you might want to read part one first. Because that's usually how things work. Part one, then part two. In part two, I'm fully aware of my typo on "optimistic". I don't feel like fixing it right now. x__x; DEAL WITH IT.

-ChAoS-
I've got my costume, but I don't know how to do the makeup for it. If anybody could find a website on how to paint your face like a skeleton (and it has to be a good skeleton, not one of those gay things), it'd be much appreciated if you e-mailed it to me. If you need my e-mail address, leave me a note in the guestbook or IM me or something...Just get a hold of me and tell me, would you?! And no, I'm not going to be a skeleton for Halloween. Well, in a sense, yes, but...No. I'm going to be a cursed pirate. =D And everybody's invited to stop by my house so we can round up the gang to go trick-or-treating. Afterwards we'll go find someplace to eat like Applebee's or something. And YES, WE'RE GOING IN COSTUME.

-VaMpIrEs-
Meh. Two things relate to this topic. I'll have subheadings.
~bLoOdRaYnE II~
BloodRayne 2 is an AWESOME, AWESOME game, so go rent it or buy it. But first you need to play the original BloodRayne, because as I've mentioned before, that's how things work. Part one, then part two. It's bloody, it's gory, it's awesome. It's about a half vampire named Rayne. In part one, she fights all these Nazi dudes and kills this evil Nazi leader at the end. And no, the bad guy is NOT Hitler in this game. I actually have a very funny story behind that.
Okay, so I'm talking to my friend Jess on the phone (Jess is the one who got me into BloodRayne), and my brother asks me, "Is Hitler the bad guy in this game?" I replied placidly, "No, Will, he's not." My brother asks again, I give the same reply. The third time around, I get pretty irritated.
"Is Hitler the bad guy?"
"HITLER IS NOT A BAD GUY!!!!!!!!"
It doesn't sound too funny because you know what was happening, but Jess was all "WHAT THE HECK?!". And I think my dad might've been, too. It's not everyday that you hear somebody scream "Hitler is not a bad guy!". xD
~GhOsTwRiTeR~
In part two of my fanfic, Mort works on a vampire novel. XD If you don't get it, you haven't read part one yet, and you should do so.

-TyPoS-
I'm the queen of typos. Yes. MWAHA! Fear my typoness! If I've made any typos in my posts, you don't have to bite off my head. I know that I've made a typo. I just don't feel like changing it.

-eViL fUrByS-
Kate and I were talking about Furbys in homeroom and she told me about this one Furby that insulted people. ("Yew ugly!") How did we end up talking about Furbys? It's a secret. (Kate, you kicked my dog! xD!) But anyway, today I was thinking about it...And...what if the evil Furby farted instead of burped?

Furby: *vrrt!* Ahah-hah! *30 seconds later* ><; Smell funny...Ewwwww...

What a strange thought to end on. O_o; Sorry. I'll try to end my posts a little less...insane...than this one. FEAR THE INSANE HOBBIT OF TYPOS! BWAHAHAHA!



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