Thursday, March 17, 2005

   ..........
* cries*(yes that is it)
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

   Psycho
Some random kid walked by me today and called me psycho girl. He kinda was shocked when I responded. Do you guys think I am psycho? and Give me another nickname please! ^.^
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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

   Owies
Well the results have come in and the good new is I only have a bad sprain. For those of you who don't know, I was snowboarding on Sunday and hit ice with my snowboard. I fell on my left wrist, enough said. Oh yeah, Staulkler, thanks for the Rammstein clip. I love it ^.^*hugs and kisses to essy* well I will hopefully be able to post more often now. I think. Anyways see ya all around.
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Saturday, March 12, 2005

   Science Fair
Hi guys. We had science fair today. I actually did quite well. I got a 100$ gift certificate which I am gonnause to buy manga and I got a gold metal for the best project in behavioral science. ^.^ Essy also came and we hung out for a little while. It was fun! ^.^
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Tuesday, March 1, 2005

   Work work and more work.....
Well happy highschool with lots of projects and homework. I have no time to myself anymore. I have way too much due. I am sorry I haven't updated or been to anyones site in a while. I probably won't be able to for a while with all the work that is being pile on me. I must go do some of that work now so see you guys around. T.T
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Tuesday, February 8, 2005

   HAPPY MARDI GRAS!
Pictures of me today fro Mardi Gras. I love the eye makeup!:P




I hope you like them. If you do say yes because I am trying to get my mom to let me do stuff like this more often!
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Monday, February 7, 2005

   SORRY I haven't updated in a long time
Hi guys.Nothing much is new. Did ya miss me? LOL Bye
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Monday, January 24, 2005

   Just some funny and thoughtful stuff I found.
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.
-- Albert Camus

Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'

I'll kill you until you die!!

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE: Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it.

There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it

The entire world's a stage; I didn't get cast!

Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright! (not true bout essy though)

It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and
say bite me in a bitchy tone!

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans

I know a million ways
To always pick the wrong thing to say

FAMOUS LAST WORDS:

Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?

Don’t worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.

No, he doesn’t bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms. .

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

You look just like Charles Manson

Let it down slowly.

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes

I can do that with my eyes closed

look ma! no hands!

Hey that's not a violin.

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

"Gotti, Schmotti -- Get the Hell off my lawn!"

Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.

Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.

I dunno, press the button and find out.

Hello, is anyone home?

Oops.

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

He can't hear us, he's miles away

I'll be right back.

I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.

Don't worry, we outnumber them.

Hey, what the hell??!

Hey, what's that beeping sound?

I'm sure it's just the wind.

Of course it's safe!

No, this tribe is peaceful!

No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.

Safety harness?

Wait, I thought he was with you!

What greencard?

Hey, what's this switch?

Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.

Yes, I'm single.

No, this cannot be, I am invincible!

So, you're sure this isn't loaded?

Calm down, of course I disarmed it!

What, I never signed any organ donor papers!

Well, it can't get any worse!

C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!

Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!

William, is that you?

They can't hit us at this range!

All you have to do is connect these two wires.

There's only one way to find out...

Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is.

These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work.

Stupid safety labels...

No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.

Watch, I'll prove it!

Blast off!

Nah, they're blanks.

Speaking of lost, where are we?

Wheeeeeeeeee!

I know this great shortcut we can take.

Is that what I think it is?

What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.

For God's sake, Kris, it was just a cheesecake

No, no, no, let me fix it!

I'll get a world record for this.
*

Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
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Hey there's no handles inside these car doors!
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Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
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Here's my Kent State student ID.
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It's fireproof.
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He's probably just hibernating.
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What does this button do?
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I'm making a citizen's arrest.
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Can we get a vision plan?
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So, you're a cannibal.
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It's probably just a rash.
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Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
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Are you sure the power is off?
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Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
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No, my shoes aren't untied.
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The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
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What do you mean, "I'll be back"?
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Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
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Pull the pin and count to what?
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Which wire was I supposed to cut?
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I wonder where the mother bear is.
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I've seen this done on TV.
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These are the good kind of mushrooms.
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I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
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What's that priest doing here?
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You look just like Charles Manson.
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Let it down slowly.
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Rat poison only kills rats.
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OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
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It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
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I'll get your toast out.
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Give me liberty or give me death.
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Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
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It's strong enough for both of us.
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This doesn't taste right.
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I can make this light before it changes.
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Nice doggie.
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I can do that with my eyes closed.
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I've done this before.
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Well we've made it this far.
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That's odd.
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Hey that's not a violin.
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I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
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I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
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You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
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OK this is the last time.
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Don't be so superstitious.
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Now watch this.
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This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.
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That birthmark on your head looks like 999.
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What duck?

Hey lookit this one.....

THE RULES:
The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

CREATIVE WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID:

About as sharp as a marble.

A few clowns short of a circus.

Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

I wish I had a blueprint for his brain; I'm trying to build an idiot.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

He only has one oar in the water.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

One taco short of a combination plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off her cracker.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay her brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

24 cents short of a quarter.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

10 RULES TO DATING MY DAUGHTER:

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.  However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.  Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.  If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.  My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.  Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.  Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.  Places where there is darkness.  Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.  Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat.  Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe.  If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.  I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid.  Be very afraid.  It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi.  When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside.  The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

This is the last one I swear:

LESSONS ADULTS LEARN FROM KIDS:

There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

A 4 year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing a superman cape.

It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.

Baseballs make marks on ceilings.

You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.

When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.

The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh" it's already too late.

A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.

If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak -- it explodes.

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep.

Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.

Duplos will not.

Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.

Super glue is forever.

McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know.

No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

Pool filters do not like Jello.

VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

Plastic toys do not like ovens.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.

It will however make cats dizzy.

Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry.

A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).





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Friday, January 21, 2005

   YEA
I have no school today. The regular temperature is -11ºF. It is bloody cold! ^.^. For some odd reason I think essy is mad at me. This could just be my paranoia. I think it is but I can't be sure until I ask him. So anyways.Today I get to go up to the barn and then see my horsie! WEEE I love my horsie. I can't ride because it is too cold, can't lunge either to cold for that too. So I am gonna hand walk him around. I just hope he is gonna be good for it today. Ususally he thinks it is fun to drag me. He is so much bigger and heavier than I, I can't keep him from dragging me. Oh well it is kinda fun! Sometimes, except for that one time when there was him and that door and uh.Nevermind!^.^ Well I will talk to you all later! Bye!
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Thursday, January 20, 2005

   Hey guys
Today was just one of those days when you wake up and say "Why the hell am I sooooo tired?" I did get a bit more sleep, of course that was when I fell asleep at the keyboard and then later on my Review Book for science. I woke up this morning feeling fine.Of course as soon as I ate something I feared I might vomit.Not a nice feeling. I ended up dragging myself to school. I hit Essy across the face because he made me really mad the other night. Then I apologized about 80 times. One of my friends is moving to rochester at the end of next week. I took the mid-term today.FInally they are over.I actually think I did very well on the science and the global. I will let you guys know. Today in english I was terrorizing my friend Jake.I stood up with the frowning chesiar(that how it's speeled?) Cat smile and then turned the pen to face like a knife. This ended when my english teacher says "Jake LEAVE LINDSEY ALONE" It was hysterical. Of course the day ended rotten. I ended up jogging knee deep in the snow up a hill and then around to the other side of the high school to catch my bus. It was sooo cold. I thought my legs were going to freeze off or my asthma was going to get set off.Both very bad. Well anyways besides that my day was okay. Once this week is over I will be in a better mood. See ya guys!
-Demon
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