Wednesday, August 8, 2007

EVIL BIRDS ATTACK!
Ello' loves. How is everyone doing? Well that poem was mainly junk. Like I said I pulled stuff outta my ass. Two days until the b-day. Yay for that. Going to see my sister on my b-day and hang out with her. So no updates on my life this weekend.

Evil birds attack. ATTACK MY PRETTYS! ATTACK THE NON-BELIEVERS! MUAHAHAHAHA! *looks around and see's people are taking a big step back* Random acts of insanity folks!

Been watching Read or Die up the tail pipe. Love that show. Need to buy the second disc pretty soon. Once I get a job that is. God I'm going to have nightmares of people saying "Would you like fries with that?" I hope I get a job at a farmers store. It's quiet and I like that. Not smelling like greese and beef all day long.

So let's see here folks. *grabs a list* We covered the fact that I am insane. B-day. Job. Read or Die. Seems that's about it. Oh and the evil birds too. Check check and check. My list is complete! And now the men in white coats have come to take me to the happy home! Weeee happy home!
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Tuesday, August 7, 2007

A little poem by me!
Title: Zombies zombies
By: IH

Zombies zombies everywhere.
With out my gun I don't care.
Zombies zombies everywhere
With out my friends I don't care.
Zombies zombies everywhere.
With out my life I don't care.
Zombies zombies everywhere.
Turn me into one I don't care.
Zombies zombies everywhere
I am now one so you should care.

I just pulled stuff outta my ass to make that little poem. Good? Bad? I don't know. Demon says I'm the next Poe. But I don't think so. Edgar Allan Poe is my favorite writer. I am not goth let me point that out. My favorite poem/short story that he wrote is "The Raven." But I also like "Bells." I might be adding more poems by me later on. If the mood is right. *a raven lands on a sholder*
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Monday, August 6, 2007

Random acts of kindness. Or something in that area.

What's this? Insanity Hero has posted an image? And it's another Read or Die? Yes folks I finally posted up another image. Got off my fat lazy good for nothing butt. And I've been in a Read or Die mood for the past few days. Now I just need to find more pictures of my favorite anime and then things will be golden.

Bloody hell. Well I should point out from my last post that the taxi did not mean to drive into the ditch. The person didn't know where they were and thought the drive way was a road.

"What's this? Two meals in one day?" I love that saying. Eh my computer was being stupid again last night. Bloody thing is going to get an axe through it one of these days. And the comic is coming out slowly. For those of you that sent me and Demon a bio sheet your characters are being worked on. Like I said I don't have a scanner right now and the only time Demon and me see each other is in school. So it will be another month. (And the angry crowd with pitchforks and torches are forming up.)

*looks around the room, then spins around on the computer chair she is sitting on*

THE END!
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Sunday, August 5, 2007

Ambushed, Taxi's and taco's oh my!
I am dog tired. Finally home from a very long weekend. Went to a friends family party and it was cool. I got ambushed yesterday! Get ready for a long post everyone.

Well you see they were passing out t-shirts for everyone to wear. I was by the fire pit looking at the fire getting started. I turn over and laugh as I see Integra (nick names again) with a white t-shirt. I said "They got you didn't they?" She glared and said "Yes they got me." I chuckled a bit and returned my gaze at the fire.

Then I feel some one link their are around my arm. And another person doing the same thing. I look up and see Al and Integra with wicked grins on their face. I yelled out "What are you guys doing!?!" And Al said "You don't have a t-shirt! You need a t-shirt!" I dragged my feet laughing saying "You guys are joking right?" Nope. They each pulled me up and dragged my over to the house along with the help of Al's cousin who was pushing me.

I was looking over at family members as they started to laugh. Then I heard Al say "Get the shirt over her head!" I look over and Integra has a white t-shirt in her hands. They place it over my head and drag it down. I heard one person say "It's like a straight jacket." Well they got the shirt over my head. I was just in shock. Then Al's grandma comes over and says "I think you need a hug." I laughed and said "Yeah after getting ambushed I think I do."

Well that was one of the many stories that happened this weekend. We went to the concert but didn't stay long. Al wasn't feeling good. So I didn't get to see the bands that I wanted to see. But I'm ok with that because my friends are more important then seeing some band. I was more worried about Al then mad.

So we get back to their grandparents house and have tacos. Those were the best tacos that I have ever had. We then sat down and watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Didn't watch the whole thing since it was around 11 o'clock. Chris my good buddy who is related to Al started to drive me, Al, Integra, and their cousin I call him Sir Robin home.

We were pulling out the drive way when a taxi pulled in. Chris and me looked at each other wondering whats going on. Then something happened that I never saw. It slowly SLOWLY drove into the ditch. Front side was in the ditch as the back side was sticking out in the air. Well we just looked at each other. Everybody was alright. Chris's uncle told us to leave. As we drove away the cops drove past us. It was an eventful night.

So that's what happened on my weekend. I am tired and ready to go take another nap. Cheers.
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Friday, August 3, 2007

SHERLCOK I KNOW WHO MY MUSE IS!
So I said in my last post that this one will be funny. Well it is! As my mind slowly slips into madness.

A few days ago I was talking to Demon on the phone. We were just talking about random stuff and the comic. Then I said "My God what if my muse is my created character Bloody Raven?" If you don't know who Bloody Raven check out my fan art. Her nick name is BR. Just like my nick name! And there is a story behind it but let's go on with this story.

Demon said that would explain a lot with me putting stuff off and all that junk. I thought about this and then yelled out in the phone "DEAR GOD SHE IS MY MUSE!" Now once I found this out I started to get a headache. I then said that she was stabbing my head with her sword. (And what a pointy sword it is!)

A few nights later my other friend Integra (nick name I don't use real names) called and we talked for a good hour. I then told her who my muse was and she said "Dear God." Yes folks she said "Dear God." That made me feel tons better!

Well then we continued talking and then my muse started to act up on me. We got into a fight (How do you fight a muse I do not know) and then I locked her in a cell with my "Happy go lucky everything is peachy" side. That was about two nights ago. And to this day she is still locked in that cell. Oh how she wants to kill me right now.

Insane? Yeah. Call the happy home? You don't know where I live! Do I need a life? Yeah yeah I do.

And today is the day of the concert! Yay! I better get ready. Later folks.

"Their coming to take me away! Haha! Their coming to take me away! Hoho! Heheh haha! To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time. And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats. And their coming to take me away!" -Funny Farm by Dr. Demento
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Monday, July 30, 2007

Vent your anger on me.....I DIDN'T MEAN YELLING!
ZOMG I'm updating again? Call in the happy home! Well I'm updating again because I feel like shit. I feel like a zombie right now. Like a effing zombie who has been shot in the leg five times then whacked with the butt of the gun at least once. I should be laying in my bed with the fans on and letting my mind go wild and thinking about the comic. But no I'm a dumb shit sitting on the computer chair listening to AC/DC that my brother is playing in another room. Woo hoo.

Oh gotta find more pics too. And to top it all off with the bleeding cherry on the ice cream of rants my photobucket account is doing something weird that I don't know what the hell it is. A pop up comes up saying that java is trying to do something but my settings is not allowing it to do it. I ain't touching the settings since this is still the families computer. Gawd I need a job to buy my own laptop. Oh and that's what I'm doing tomorrow folks! Job searching! Wal-mart hasn't called me yet so now I'm going to put my name out to the world and have some one hire me.

On a lighter note I'm going to a concert on friday. Korn, Flyleaf, Hell Yeah and my all time favorite band Evanescence is playing at the Family Value concert. Shweet! So it's not all bad. I'm going to wear my Evanescence t-shirt there. Can't wait. And the next day I have a friends family get-together. They treat me like part of the family. Heh. I'm their step daughter!

NOTE TO THOSE PART OF THE COMIC: I'm working on chapter two still. Writers block and some stuff is not adding up in my head. But don't you worry. The comic is still under way!

Alrighty then. I'm sure you guys have had enough of me bitching. Yeah it's not really my thing but hey I needed to type out my feelings instead of keeping it inside of me (which I have a bad habbit of.) So next post will be funny. I will make it funny!
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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Computer shall die!
The families computer and me are not seeing eye to eye. I want to go on a site but the computer is like "No no I think I'll just make you suffer and not show the page." Or if I'm on a site doing something I don't know let's say posting on a board the computer then says "Hey I'm going to be an ass to ya and close out of everything you have. Is that okay?" NO IT'S NOT FLIPING OK! YOU DID THIS TO ME LAST YEAR YOU PIECE OF CRAP! I COULDN'T MOD MY BOARD BECAUSE OF YOU! And thus the insanity starts again. God I'm gald I picked this user name.

But yeah now my computer does this to me when I'm on Gaia. Only twice though but it pissed me off enough to start tearing my hair from my skull. Lovely picture there folks. And today the page didn't show up on gaia and here. But some how the computer is being nice to me and letting me post on here. I'm thinking of drawing a picture of this pretty soon. Always has been in my head to drive an ax through a computer.

God I hate it when it times out. (nerd speak for not showing the page.) Bloody hell. Well I'm off to grab whatever sanity is left in my head. Cheers folks! Die you bloody computer! DIE DIE DIE! *laughs insanely*
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Hellsing OVA II

Ello' ello' everyone. I'm very very happy today. Why? Beacue I finally got my hands on Hellsing OVA II. And it was dirt cheap for the special one. Normally it would run up to 30 bucks but I got it under 20 bucks. Shweet. Eh the image on top isn't the special one. The special one has the brothers on it and Jan is giving the birdie but I decided not to put it up here.

I have to tell you guys that this OVA rocks! Kick ass characters for this OVA is Walter, Jan, Seras and Luke. Yes Luke does kick ass before he dies. If you've seen the T.V. series before you know that Jan swears a lot in that. Well same goes for the OVA and more. That's right more swearing for Jan.

There are some funny moments in the OVA like when Seras finds out she doesn't have a bed anymore and has to sleep in a coffin. As Walter is telling her this he takes one big step back away from here. That made me laugh. And when Jan runs in the room where Integra and the knights of the round table are and says "Well f**k me." Oh goodness it was good.

And tomorrow is another Hellsing day! Yay Hellsing day! Demon2010 we really need to get together now and watch OVA II. You'll love it. Oh can't wait for number three! New characters will show up! Dandy, Pip, Rip, Zorin, Major, and all the kick ass characters! Oh I feel like a little school girl! *gets shot by Alucard*

Alucard: That will be enough of you insanity.
IH: But I'm Insanity Hero!
Alucard: Yes yes you are.
IH: So I have the right to insanity! Oh I win.
Alucard: I think not. *pulls out guns*
IH: Well I'm f**ked!
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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

SHOW ME DA MONEY!

*cracks back* Ello' Pollys! Tonight is a special night. Well I think it's special. On tonights spot light of my random thoughts is Demon2010. She's been kick ass since day one with this comic. And today post upped the script *cough draft* on her site just makes her that much cooler. So tonight Demon2010 you are the spot light. *throws ballons*

Alrighty then. Well my brain is fine for now. The zombies got a big can of whoop ass last night. And chapter two is in the works folks. And the plot starts to thicken. Muahahahahaha! What will our heroes run into next? Zombies? People? Evil pink bunnies! *gasp* The horror of it all! Evil pink bunnies! *sips some soda* Yummy.

And my friend Integra and me both agree that the movie "28 Days Later" isn't scary. Don't get me wrong I liked it but when the girl got killed by an evil monkey that's where I laugh my ass off until it's numb. The doctor even said "The monkeys have a virus called 'Rage.' We're keeping them in the cage for safe keeping." But the two dudes and the dumb ass girl don't listen to the doc who knows what he's talking about and release the monkey with the virus might I add and all hell breaks loose. Joy.

Durning that scene I was yelling my head off screaming "DUMB ASS! YOUR BREAKING EVERY RULE IN THE CODE OF HORROR! YEAH YOU BETTER DIE!" Aren't I sweet? *bats eyes* Yes I am sweet. Sweet as a cutey pie can be. Ok I've vomited a little in my mouth. Never again folks will I say anything that is cute, sweet, or down right "girly". Yeah I think I scarred a few people. It'll grow back! Oh and that image ontop Yeah I made that sig. *smiles*
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Monday, July 23, 2007

Comic update: Chapter one written
Sup everyone? Well for those of you that are part of the comic I've got chapter one written out. I've e-mailed the draft to demon2010. We're still working out the kinks in it. Still coming up with some back story but all in all everything is running smoothly. Hopefully we'll have the comic posted up here in about two to three months. I'm going to point out now that I don't have a scanner and the only ones that I can get my hands on is the schools scanner and demon2010. So updating might be a little slow until we get one.
Look at me talking big even though nothing has happened yet. Foot in the mouth! *whacks self*

EDIT: My brain and me are not seeing eye to eye. If you read "Demon2010 will post the script on her site" well that's sort of true sort of not. See the script has a lot of swearing in it. So I don't know if it's ok to post it up here. I'm talking it over with her and we'll come up with a plan. Might just edit the damn thing. Oh look I swore! A little loopy tonight folks. Don't mind the insanity it just means that I'm working normal. AHHHAHA I SAID NORMAL! *like the Knights who say Ni say it instead. ok you don't know what I'm talking about.* Ok that's enough insanity for one day/night. My spelling is suffering again. DAMN YOU ZOMBIES IN MY HEAD!
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