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myOtaku.com: inu-neko-yasha
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Tuesday, December 7, 2004
Umm just read it
I madea fanfiction at fanfaction.net its called Shippo's Plan and the Attack of Cartoons but I cant upload it there till Thursday so I postted it here!ill put the summary here
Shippo plaots against InuYasha by going in league with annoying children shows first he did Boobah and now he did Clifford!
note:i coyped and apsted it here
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Fox:HULLO EVERYONE!Finally got to update!and im typing Emily only not Emily Elizibeth
disclaimer:i do not own Inuyasha or Clifford.Or Pistachio!
InuYasha the Hanyou vs Clifford the Big Red Dog
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Lets start off with Naraku's castle.
Naraku had been weeping for three hours.
Kagura:Can you tell me what the hell your weeping about!?
Naraku:The potato!The potato!Its gone!!
Kagura and Kanna sweatdropped.
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Lets see what the potatos up too
The mighty potato drifted down a flowing river it was amazing it was still alive he is the sole survivor.
InuYasha:Hey its my potato...NARAKU HAD THIS! I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE!
With that said InuYasha threw the potato over his shoulder and walked off.
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Shippo:So are we agreed?
Emily:Of course!Clifford would love it!Right boy?
Clifford:WOOF WOOF!
Clifford wagged his tale which made all the tree's leaves behind him naked.
Trees:AHH! WE ARE NAKED! QUIKLY TO THE LEAF DEPARTMENT!
Emily:CLIFFORD! Thats a no no!
Shippo:Ok now to our plan,,,
Shippo,Clifford and Emliy plotted against InuYasha.
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Kagome:So you found your potato and threw it away?
InuYasha:Yeah
Miroku:You owe me 5 dollars! I gave you that potato!
Sango:No I gave you the potato Miroku then you gave it to InuYasha.
Kirara:Mew mew mew mew mew mew mew!
Sango:Oh so Kirara gave me the potato then I gave you the potato then you gave InuYasha the potao and then Naraku got the potao and then he found it and threw it away!So thats it!.
Miroku,Kagome and InuYasha:0.0
Then suddenly the ground began shaking Miroku sake made vibrations everyone went outside when....A giant red dog appered before them!
InuYasha:What the hell!?
Kagome:First Boobahs now Clifford!?
Miroku:Dogs arent usually red or over two stories tall are they?
InuYasha:Not unless if your Sesshomaru.
Sango:Do you think he's a demon?
Miroku:Sango...how did you know its gender?
Sango pointed under Clifford.
InuYasha:0.0 I did not want to see that.
Kagome:0.0 None of us did.
Miroku:UNPURE UNPURE!
Kirara:Mew!
Sango:Tell me about it.
Clifford:WOOF WOOF!
Miroku:HOLY CRAP!
Sango:Bad breath!
InuYasha:NO TETSUSAIGA IS NOT A CHEW TOY!
Kagome:Huh?
Clifford:WOOF RUFF?
InuYasha:ITS NOT A FETCH STCK EITHER!
Clifford:Bark bark!
InuYasha:IT AIN'T PLASTIC OR RUBBER!
Clifford:Woof?
InuYasha:ITS REAL YOU IDIOT!
Everyone exept InuYasha stred in amazement.
InuYasha:What!?
Sango:You understood that?
InuYasha:Im a dog demon!What do you expect!?
Miroku:Good point.
Emily:HELLO!IM EMILY!AND THIS IS MY BIG RED DOG CLIFFORD!
InuYasha:And I care because?
Emily:We have been told by the almighty Shippo for Clifford to lick you!And everyone else!And hold hands and hug!
InuYasha:0.0 Get away from me.
Miroku:That thing smells!
Sango:0.o hell no.
Kagome:If it didnt have bad breath I might hug it..
Miroku,Sango,InuYasha:KAGOME!
Kagome:I mean no way in hell!
Emily:Oh well im going to do it anyways Clifford go!And have fun!
Clifford:Ruff!
Cliffords first victim was Miroku lets take a look.
Miroku:Get away...(looks around)KAZZANA!
Clifford:Mmm that breeze is great!
Miroku:Gasp!He speaks!
Clfford:Yes!And now...Slurp!
Miroku was now wet with dog drool.
Clifford smiled and went to his next victim...Sango.
Sango:0.0 no no
Clifford:Come on!This will be a load of fun!
Sango:No no and no again.
Clifford panted and Sango fainted
Sango:Baaaddd breeaathh..........
Clifford:Awwe she fainted ow well!
Next victim on his list was Kagome!
Clifford:Pant pant :D
Kagome make sure no one's looking and...kicks Clifford's foot.
Kagome went behind her and took out a mask
Kagome:Stupid dog!OOGGA BOOGA BOOGA!
Clifford:EEEEPPPP!
Clifford turned around and farted because of fright.
Kagome:GAH!(falls down)god that smells..
Clifford ran away yelping.
Last victim.....InuYasha.
Clifford:If you give me Tetsusaiga I wont lick you and i'll eat a breath mint
InuYasha:Uhhh no!Tetsusaiga is mine!
Clifford:Okay its your happy land!
InuYasha:Huh?
Clifford was abput to lick InuYasha when.....
Unknon male voice:HI YAH!
InuYasha:Sesshomaru!?
Sesshomaru:I am not Sesshomaru I am Pistachio!
Pistachio ripped of his Sesshomaru costume and ran off.
InuYasha:What the f*%&!?
Emliy:We have to take Clifford to the vet!Bye!
Emliy waved and went off.
Shippo:CURSES FOILED AGAIN!
Then Miroku got a shower,Sango and Kagome spent three hours in a air freshened room.InuYasha read manga!?
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Fox:You likey!?Plz tell me you likey ok now push that button down there and reviiieeew!
Real Spyro,Fox and InUYasha:REEEEVIEW!
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