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Monday, January 17, 2005
StarFox Fanfiction part 2
Peppy-Okay the mission is.....
Fox-WAIT!Im the captain!Why im I taking orders from you!?
Peppy-Ask the author of the fanfiction.
Krystal-Isnt this a tv show?
Slippy-Yeah isnt it?
Peppy-Oh yeah right the author types the script.
Everyone else-Oooooooooh!
Genaral Pepper's head comes out as a hologram.
Pepper-Fox!Everyone else I have a mission for you.
Everyone else gave him a 'Yeah we know look'
Pepper-Uhh right!I psycho in the lylat system is doing bad things stop him he is blue.
Slippy-Then its Falco!?
Falco-Im on the couch I can hear you dammit!
Slippy-Oh yeah riiiiiight.
Peppy-Ok all in the ship!
Fox-NO!I am the captain!Listen to me!Everyone go in the ship!
(everyone got in the ship and to save air time they are there right now)
Pepper-(his head came out of nowherw again)Slippy,Falco and Peppy stay here!
Falco-Why me!?
Pepper-Because the author commands it!
Falco-*shakes fist at air*WHY!?WHY!?
Author voice in the sky-DEAL WITH IT!
Falco-ok....
(Krystal and Fox go into a cave.)
Krystal-What is that!?
Fox-Blood...wait blood!?This isnt resident evil!Which scrpt did I read!?
Krystal-*hides script*
???-YOU HAVE COME!
Fox-Who are you!?
???-*gets a gun and blasts Krystal*
Fox-*in save pretty fox hero mode also in slo motion*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Krystal-Help Fox...Chase psycho....help Fox....Chase psycho....CHASE PSYCHO!
Psycho=You have found me and I shal make you evil!
Krystal-NO!You shallnever controll me!
Psycho=Im not gonna control you just make you evil.
Krystal-oh go ahead then!
(then some stuff happen he psycho blows up and Krystal turns evil wit red eyes)
Krystal-IM EVIL!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO EVIL I MAKE OTHER EVIL PEOPLE LOOK LIKE A DUMB PINK SQUIRREL!!!!!!!
Fox-Wha happened?
Krystal-Mwahaha...I mean hi Fox.
Fox-What have you been drinking?
Krystal-Nothing but ive turned evil!
Fox-Oh...ok....WAIT EVIL!?
Krystal gets her staff and shoots Fox over and over again with Fire Blaster.
Fox-O_O IM ON FIRE AHHHHH!*runs around in circles and dies*
(back at the Ship)
Slippy-They sure have been gone for a while maybe we should get them.
(Falco sneaks out in search of Fox and Krtsyal)
(AT THE cave)
Falco-Krystal What have you done!?
Krystal-I am evil now and diiiiie!*blasts fire blaster*
Fox and Falco-X_X
(at the ship)
Peppy-We could go look for them but then wed stop playing Go fish!
Slippy-Whats more important?Our friends or go fish?
Peppy-Go fish!
Slippy- *gets his Souper Soaker 3000 and blasts Peppy*
Peppy-Ahh the soup!Its chowter!It buuuuuuurns!
Slippy-Come we shall look for them.
(So they set off in the ship and to cut more money for air time they landed on a strange place and on top of a pollotition then the came out of the ship)
Blue Gnomes-You killed the wicked Goerge Bush of the west!Hooray!(a/n:No offence to Goerge Bush people)
Slippy-What?
Peppy-I told you that we should of played Go fish!
Blue Gnomes-DING DONG GOERGE BUSH IS DEAD!(no offence)
Slippy-OOoooook but do you know how to get to out freinds?
Blue Gnomes-FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!
Peppy-Its not yellow its mellow yellow!
Gnomes-WHATEVER JUST FOLLOW IT!
Both-Ok.
(they followed thne road and was to the cave)
Slipy-OMG what the red flaming pork rinds happened!
Peppy-We should have played Go fish!
(Then they hear the great Fox taking off with Krystal in it)
Both-O_O NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(and now to Fox and Falco's afterlife)
Fox-Where are we?
Falco-Dunno
Random guy(who apperead out of npwhere)-You are in the afterlife I can get ou out if you get me the Holy Grail!
Fox-Grail?
Random Guy(Who we shall now call Paul)-Wait not the Holy Grail the Holy *thunderclap*ROCK GRAVEL!*thunderclap*
Falco-Which is where?
Paul-If I knew I would have had it.
(Fox and Fa;co ignored what Paul just said and went to find the Holy Rock Gravel)
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Next Time on StarFox Adevntures The weird fanfiction that a sugar high girl wrote!
???-There it is the Entrance to the Holy Gram cracker.
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STAY TUNED!
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