Saturday, January 28, 2006

TODAY IS KAZOO DAY!

If you hum when you have a cold, you sound like a Kazoo! Wheee! It's really funny, but also tends, for some reason, to annoy people. SO don't do it when your mom's around, huh?

I'll be going on a road trip during february break, and I'll see my best friend for the first time since summer, when we went to Japan, and we'll DO stuff! HAHAHAHAHA!


(yes, i've been to Japan.)
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Thursday, January 26, 2006

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Today's peanut brittle day. loverly, ain't it? I don't know why, but today, buy lots of peanut brittle. Then wallpaper your room (YOUR OWN ROOM) with it. You can use crushed marshmallows (water added) to stick it to your walls. Then, to celebrate mozart's birthday, you can lick it. Just for fun.

I'm not kidding! It's an actual holiday! *snorts* peanut brittle....pointless, I say, but whatever....

Lala. Our science teacher sucks. She's a former Kodak worker (we were like, the epicenter of Kodak since Eastman lived here and his house is here and everything... But I dunno who is now.) and she's like, stupid and stuff and she can't teach, so I'm not learning anything. Part of that is because I always read during her class, but the other part is she just tells it so it's boring, so there.... isotopes have the same number of protons and and a different number of neutrons. THe Mass weight is the same as the protons and electrons. The Atomic whatever is the neutrons and the protons added together.... There. I think that's it. Now see if you can remember that tomorrow...

Today's also Toad's hollow day (or something) I have no idea what this means. Pet a toad today! Be kind to frogs!

Got another pic from tinypic...



I think that's supposed to be blood, but it looks like barbeque sauce. They could at least get rid of the hand. I mean, it looks like someone was having li'l smokies and got really bored.

Okay, running to catch up with the bus time! Have a nice day (or night) everyone!
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Today is national "One's Own Room" day. So basically, you look at your room a lot and say: "This is my room. I must feed it because it is mine own room...."

Actually, I have no idea what that might mean. I just though it was a weird one....

Lalala.... I wanna change my avatar, but don't wanna part with Eddie....I love Edward.... She's so--CUTE....

Oh, did anyone watch A.I. last night? Hahaha, I can't believe Firesuit guy got in.... THat dude couldn't sing, but he had the moves down, I mean, I can't do the toe thing.

What else? I saw the fourth Inu-Yasha movie, but that was a long time ago, so it's old news. I'm getting less obsessed with manga and anime, though I still spend hours in the section. I guess that might be called obsession..... But now Anime obsession has to share spaces with music obsession, Borderline personality disorder obsession, Writing obsession, reading obsession, and....um.... other stuff. Let's say.... Oh, those suck-on-me-I-taste-like-soda things are gone, I just finished the last one. I'm very sad. They were very good.

If you've never Heard Death Cab For Cutie, you should.

And you should also hear Stretch Arm Strong with "The Sound of Names Dropping", that song is King...

Abu5e with "Welcome to the Peepshow."

You can find these all at music.download.com if you search them. And if you have limewire. Which I just downloaded, like, last week when my allowance of iPod songs wasn't enough for me.

Hm.... Oh, I added a new friend, Monkey of the Corn... Betchy'all know him/her....I"m pretty sure it's her, but I'm not sure. Hey, that rhymed! : P

I may/may not be getting a digital camera for my birthday. If I do, watch out, you may have to be bombarded with my ugly face and the faces of my friends! You will go screaming in terror!

Good, only ten minutes tilll I have to leave for the bus. I'm gonna visit tinypic...check out what images people are uploading...

There were lots of pictures of this one! He's so CUTE!



Doesn't your heart just melt for gerbils without eyes!

Okay, now I'm going to MISS the bus... later y'all.
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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

{Opening scene: Aya is dressed up in a suit. Her dress shirt bears an amazing resmblance to a... budweiser bottle. Yeah. She walks up to a podium. She looks out at the crowd impressively.}

Aya: Today... is a very. Important. Day in history. {The thing that tells the audience what to do goes from 'Cheer' to 'applause, please' To 'evacuate.' A third of the crowd runs for their lives, a third applauds politely and a third cheers. Aya walks offstage, you hear some grunts and screams of agony. She walks back out.}

Aya: As I was saying. Today is a Very. Important. Day. In history. A day. That CHANGED our LIVES forever and for always. You may now cheer.

Crowd: YAAAAAAY!

Aya: Today. Is the ANNIVERSARY--the 70th anniversary--of the most INFLUENTIAL. Day in history. You may now gasp in suspense.

Crowd: HAAAAh!

Aya: Thank you, that was a very good gasp of suspense.

70 years ago today, someone--unknown... put the most ingenius--the most influential....the most amazing thing on the market! What is it, you ask!

{Aya drops her voice}

It was... the BEER CAN!

Crowd: *shocked silence*

Aya: Yes, my friends! Today we shall celebrate! We shall get drunk! We shall subsequently get laid! All because someone put this on the market! Rejoice, for paradise has come!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Aya: Now.... MOSH!

{Several well-known bands come out, and people start screaming.}

That is as far is this is going to go, because it gets graphic and because my dad is waiting for me in the car.

Tune in next time, for: Aya the adolescent acting in the ways that you expect from an adolescent!

Bye!
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Hex formatting: When you go to styles to change your color? Yeah. I hit the colors and they don't change.

Hello?
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Monday, January 23, 2006

can't... get... hex formatting... to.... work... *collapses from lack of water*
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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Today...
I was fucking EXHAUSTED in orchestra. Then when I went outside to put away my violin afterwards, I told Helia (we were arguing about the uselessness of math)--no, I shouted it to the hallway: "YEAH, I REALLY CARE ABOUT HOW FAR BILLY GOES AS COMPARED TO THE OTHERS. I CARE SO MUCH, IN FACT, THAT I'LL MAKE A MATH PROBLEM ABOUT IT!" after that, my heart was going nuts. Like, not exactly fast beating, but erratic beating. And I went upstairs to science and I was really hyper, but we had a test and I couldn't concentrate, the words couldn't make through my head. My mind was working too fast.

So I asked to go to the bathroom and threw up three times (self-induced) and went back and finished the test. But it didn't really help, except instead of being hyper, I was exhausted.

Anyway! So how were your days?
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Holidays....They're BACK! Better than ever!
yesterday was M. L. K. Jr's birthday! Betchy'al knew that.

But TODAY is Jim Carrey's birthday.

He's a funny dude. HIs eyes and his facial expressions are all so...hilarious. And the use of his mouth in everything he does. Ugh, that sounds wrong. Um... For example in Ace Ventura.

He goes behind the door, starts singing a long, LOUD note and begins opening and shutting the door, behind which you can barely hear him. I couldn't stop laughing. Emily looked at me like I was absolutely nuts.

Which I am, but that was not why.

Oh, I got these, like candy things where they taste like pop. You have to suck them, though. It's like walking around while constantly drinking from a can of coke or root beer or Cherry something or Fanta whatever. It's quite good, but they ONLY work if you suck them. How stupid.

Joaquin Phoenix and Johnny Depp and Kings! Yeah. I know, I'm so original, but--oh, yeah, Jake Gallyhan or whatever his name is is kinda cute too.

You know, in the span of my "romantic life" (I have none) I have fallen for three gay guys. That's just sad, because I KNOW (remember the gaydar) but I fall for them ANYWAY, which sucks. I mean--it's like Grace in Will and Grace. She's a gay boyfriend freakin' MAGNET.

Oh, I'm gonna miss the bus.

Later peeps.
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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

...where's the beef? today is the anniversary of the wendy's commercial... which uses "where's the beef" as a centerpiece. No idea what the hell it means. Whatever.

I'm sick of the shit I take for wearing so much black. God, everything just bounces off me now, and I'm coming up with some better comebacks, but still. Even when there's not a spot of black on me. Idiots....

anyway.
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Sunday, January 8, 2006

yesterday night I saw "Brokeback Mountain." It was.... it was good, actually, it was.... I dunno.... it was really sad, like how guys couldn't be together, even if they were gay. And stuff. You guys should see it, it was really cool and... stuff....

Sorry, I'm a li'l inarticulate at the moment.

It's elvis presleys birthday. Hurray.

You know how people are always talking about gay-dar? I never believed in it before, and then I went to this danc-ey thing and I found out that... um... I have it.

Weird, huh? It was just, i saw this lady (tall, really dark skin, short hair, wearing a suit-y kinda thing) and I sorta thought she might be gay, and then I found out from her girlfriend that she WAS. And that was creepy. Because I was thinking about gay-dar earlier.

And then it happened AGAIN! I was at the mall, and this guy was buying ice cream at the Maggie Moos place or whatever it is. And he was normal, just wearing a polo shirt and jeans and a baseball hat. The shirt was pink-and-blue striped, and I'd seen this other kid wear it the other day.... anyway, I thought maybe he was gay--just because, and watched him pay for his ice cream. And then he walked off with another guy--normal, I guess, for at the mall, they held hands, shared adoring looks and the ice cream.

If they're not boyfriends, they seriously ought to be.

Anyway, now that I have that out of my system... Have a nice day.
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