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• 2004-09-02
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• Aya...K.

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Achievements
• I can play the violin...and write....and walk and breathe...and run...and stuff...
Anime Fan Since
• Forever. Anime fans are BORN, people. It's a frickin' religion.
Favorite Anime
• Inu-Yasha, Wolf's Rain, Cowboy Bebop, King of hell, Immortal Rain, Trigun, Bizenghast (bad art, funny story), Godchild, Crimson Hero, anything else that crosses my path. Everything. My LEAST favorite anime and manga would be a better question.
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• I don't have any. Dude, I have no LIFE. Not really. No. Nuh-uh. Zilch. Nope. No dice. Get a life (the irony overwhelms me. Shuddup.) Who are you? Shut up. Moo.
Hobbies
• Anime, manga...writing...have you not noitced? I like some sports. I like to swim and run.
Talents
• ....existing. Sleeping. bringing disturbing images to people's minds. Keeping my fat mouth shut. Not keeping my fat mouth shut. Being honest. Being dishonest. Being two-faced. Being a smartass. Being a moron. Acting slow. Acting slow. Acting slow.




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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

{Opening scene: Aya is dressed up in a suit. Her dress shirt bears an amazing resmblance to a... budweiser bottle. Yeah. She walks up to a podium. She looks out at the crowd impressively.}

Aya: Today... is a very. Important. Day in history. {The thing that tells the audience what to do goes from 'Cheer' to 'applause, please' To 'evacuate.' A third of the crowd runs for their lives, a third applauds politely and a third cheers. Aya walks offstage, you hear some grunts and screams of agony. She walks back out.}

Aya: As I was saying. Today is a Very. Important. Day. In history. A day. That CHANGED our LIVES forever and for always. You may now cheer.

Crowd: YAAAAAAY!

Aya: Today. Is the ANNIVERSARY--the 70th anniversary--of the most INFLUENTIAL. Day in history. You may now gasp in suspense.

Crowd: HAAAAh!

Aya: Thank you, that was a very good gasp of suspense.

70 years ago today, someone--unknown... put the most ingenius--the most influential....the most amazing thing on the market! What is it, you ask!

{Aya drops her voice}

It was... the BEER CAN!

Crowd: *shocked silence*

Aya: Yes, my friends! Today we shall celebrate! We shall get drunk! We shall subsequently get laid! All because someone put this on the market! Rejoice, for paradise has come!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Aya: Now.... MOSH!

{Several well-known bands come out, and people start screaming.}

That is as far is this is going to go, because it gets graphic and because my dad is waiting for me in the car.

Tune in next time, for: Aya the adolescent acting in the ways that you expect from an adolescent!

Bye!
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