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Sunday, January 29, 2006


   DODO: THE EXTINCT SPECIES OF CARPET
Carnation Day - January 29th. Celebrates William McKinley's birthday. If you're going to a wedding, wear more carnations than normal. Wear so many they can't see your face. You will forever be... um.. carnation boy/girl.

Chinese New Year 2006 (The Year of the Dog) Congrats to anyone who had a baby today. They're all dogs.

That's okay. I think I'm a pig or something. Worm? Maggot? Centipede? I dunno.

Corn Chip Day (National) January 29th I LOVE corn chips. They're, like, fried without being inordinately fatty. Well, kind of fatty. But not THAT much.

Jigsaw Puzzle Day (National): I hate those things. They don't even deserve a holiday. But they got one. So now my day is ruined.

Kansas became the 34th US state: Um, if you live in Kansas... um... YAHOO!

I mean, how much does it matter, anyway? You should be mourning the fact that you live in the same country as George Bush. You know?

I'm sick of being called a coward-left Kool=Aid drinker. I hate Koolaid... but do those insensitive clods care? NO!

I wonder what would happen if you fried M&M'S? I should make sure to do that some time. When I have M&Ms. Then I'll fry... milk.

Gross... but inevitably interesting!

freethinker's day: I've just demonstrated that. Fried milk.

Mom never did find out I burned soap in the bathroom. Three cheers for incense!

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Blue rosie! Whee.

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