Sunday, April 11, 2004

   1 hour to Hell and back!!!...
Alright Im about to crack and Ive been diagnosed with SETD - Severe Eye Twitching Disorder. Today I was on MyOtaku and eating a donut when someone comes in and yells at me for eating the only and last one of that type. "So What", well because of it I was sent to walk to the Dunkin Donuts and go get, Just one plain donut to replace it. Well no one was intelligent enough to see why it would be better to drive me but anyways I was forced out to get one. For those of you who obviously don't know how far away the Donut place was it was about
2 1/2 miles away. So I go outside into the extreme heat in Florida in the open sunlight and walk 2 1/2 miles for a donut. 'Whe're not even at the worst part yet... Anyway after I walk about 2 1/2 miles down I have to stop at a stop light right across from the Dunkin Donuts, and with my luck the only cross walk not working was the one that went straight across to the D.D.. Well I had to wait a while to cross the three roads/crosswalks to get to the place, and when I did get inside there were about 12 people already there. I had to wait in one line all the way up to the front, (The time spent in there was about 15 min.),and when I was behind the last group untill I could go it would just make sense for that group to take their sweet little time, while im sweeting like mad from walking so far in the heat. Well they decided to choose a dozen different dozen donuts while changing their minds at least 5 different times. Then when I thought they were done they choose to get an additional combo for two more donuts and a coffee. They once again changed their minds on the donuts and then demanded specifics for their coffee!!! I mean who does that!!! Anyways they got there correct mix of milk, coffee, and whatever else they might have wanted done with it. Then I got up I ordered my stupid measily one and left after the employee had to get a new roll of coins to get me my change... Well I get outside and the first cross walk sign is already set so I can walk across and I do so, I walk across and as im in the last lane before im all the way across a car makes a left turn from the road behind be and almost clips me off and races through the lane right next to me!!! And I still have the right of way to!!! Well after that stupid littlewalk was done I got ready for the next cross walk deciding to go straight right after it and go directly down to my parents office (That was were I was when I left)and had to wait for the cross wlk light to change...problem was it didn't seem to want to so after about 5 minutes of letting one lane go for its third time I decided to look to see if I was being miss-informed by the sign and see if I could go across but no opening appeared in the cars that went by and i would get smashed if i tried so eventually i spent 10 minutes at that stop light after pushing the button repeatedly the entire time. I got up after finally, under the heat and stress, cracked I bolted across the stupid intersection with the chocolate milk I had been carrying in my left hand and the donut in its bag in my other hand. I came to the second road and the cars, apparently not carring I was in their way started to come at me. I got to the last lane of that road as the cars were practicly 10 feet away from me, ( thats pretty close for a speeding car), and I half tripped half dove for the side fo the road on the grass where I slid about a foot and a half. I ended up missing the cars and smashing the chocolate milk bottle under me where it sprayed all over my overlaying shirt. I partly squished the donut and sprained my left rist on impact. I includedly ripped part of my skin under my lip open where it bled for a while. I quickly recovered myself and stood back up to avoid attracting to much stupid attention. I COULD HAVE JUST THROWN THAT STUPID DONUT BACK INTO THE ONRUSHING TRAFFIC!!!!! But for some stupid psycotic unforseen reason I didn't... and now as you well know Im suffering SETD - Severe Eye Twitching Disorder and my eye wont stop twitching from mass anger and hysteria.
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