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Monday, May 30, 2005


   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been watchin blue collar tv, and I gotta tell ya. Some of my friends act just like those guys. And tell ya the truth, I think some of my friends are funnier.

Like when we wee in healthcare a month or 2 ago, I told them the "larengitus story". Ya see, my mom told me that growin up when she heard her mom yelling "No! No! No!" every night when she was tryin ta go 2 sleep. And that the only reason her and her sister were born was that her mom had larengitus and couldn't say no. So that got me and my friends talkin about 90 year old women havin sex.

My friend Judy, who is the biggest pervert of all of us, said, "Can you imagine some 90 year old woman having sex and her teeth poppin out when she climaxes?" It was gross! She made me a sign that said, beware of flyin teeth. Grandparents live here. I died out laughin.

Me, Evan, and Judy also have this game we play where I say 1 word, then Judy'd say a word, then Evan. Evan would only say 1 of 4 words. they were- perky, masterbating, horny, and erection. It was hilarious. We came out with things like "Perky dogs make me horny" and stuff like that. I have a piucture of us laying down in the grass at disney world playing that game with a few of my friends. Evan even put "Perky Erection" as my background on my phone. And let me tell ya, when my mom saw that they had ta dig me up cuz she'd killed me dead.

K, I think I've probly scarred you for life enough, I'm gonna go write. C ya!

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