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Tuesday, June 14, 2005


   Blue Collar Comedy tour
I just finished watchin blue collar comedy tour rides again, I i tell you it wuz Fuunny! ^_^ I have always loved those shows but the nice thing is, i don't have to watch blue collar tv ta see blue collar tv. Cuz since i live out in the North Georgia Mountains, I see that kinda stuff every day. Some of my friends are almost exact replicas of larry the cable guy. We're pretty much all rednecks so we can use almost anything in a "You might be a redneck if.." joke. And ya'll probly think i'm stupid but, there's not one of my guyfriends that does not have duck tape with hem at all times. But anyway, this one guy on the show i really didn't think he was that funny. It was the dude that went 2nd. He was the only one to come out with a suit on, a cigar, and a scotch. His jokes were just lame and stupid in my opinion. Jeff Foxworthy is my favorite. But i also like the guy that went 1st, i can't his name, especially when he was talking about thatfish fossil they found with the teeth that stuck out. He said something like:

"They were trying to figure out what it was for. Ya know like sex, eating, or something. But they can rule out sex. cuz if you look like this *he stuck his top jaw out*, sex ain't happening. Can you imagine catching one of those things out in the ocean? You'd be sitting there with ur buddies and they'd go, 'what's that?' And you'd be like, 'nuthin.' And don't you know that fish would say, 'I'm a dorkfish. He caught me on a corndog. I was just swimming along in the ocean when i saw this corndog sitting out in the ocean. And i said, 'What's a corndog doin in the ocean?"

The stuff he said about whale watchin was funny too, but I'm not gonna write all of it. Well DBZ's coming on so I gotta go.

Tootles!

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