Saturday, January 1, 2005

   HAPPY NEW YEAR TREAT!!!!


well, it's about 5:00 now and im giving you all a treat! it's a fanfiction someone wrote! i like what they did so, im gonna share it with ya'll! it's called...
**1-800-CUTE-DOG-DEMON**

Kagome walked into her bedroom, her arms full of snacks. The other four girls in the room included her two best freinds from school, and the other two were people her freinds knew. ''Kagome!! Quick!! The show is starting!!'' Kei exclaimed. ''Yeah!! Where's the popcorn??'' Sayaka asked. "Right here..." Kagome said in exasperation, handing the bowl
of popcorn to her gluttonous friends.
“Thanks for letting us come along Kagome-san.” Ryoko said politely,
nibbling a chocolate bar.
“That okay Ryoko. I’m glad to have you at my slumber party.” Kagome
beamed.
“Shhhh!!” Kei and Sayaka hissed, and turned back to the TV.
The show appeared- Kagome sighed inwardly. She should have known. Yuu
Yuu Hasuko again. Man, she’d seen this already.
“You guys, we’ve all seen this two hundred times!! Let’s watch Fatal
Fury- or how about Slayers?” Kagome asked weakly. She always got a bit
reluctant to change the channel when the gorgeous Youko Kurama appeared
onscreen. Those ears were so sexy- and so was that butt.
“SIIIGGGGHHH* All the girls gave up, and watched in dreamy wonder as
Kurama, Hiei, Yuuske, and Koenma kicked demon ass.
“Kurama is such a hunk... I wish I could find a man with kawaii kwi kwi
ears like that!!” Kei was gnawing her pillow.
“I know!! Or what about Hiei!! He’s so kawaii when he’s grumpy!!” Sayaka
drooled.
“I wanna guy with Koenma’s quick mouth!” Ryoko said brightly.
“Yuuske is the best- he’s a total bad boy!!” Shi giggled.
Meanwhile Kagome was sweatdropping.
Kagome sighed, and lowered her head. Inu Yasha had a little of
every character on that show- enough of each to be the perfect catch. So
what if he was rude, crude and one mean dude? He was- Kagome narrowed
her eyes. He was a total jackass!! Insensitive, uncaring, cold, cruel,
and totally childish!!!
Well, he did have a nice ass.....
Kagome flushed.
“Ooooh lookit!! Kagome’s blushing!!” Kei laughed. Sayaka giggled.
“Day dreaming about Hojo?” The older girl teased.
“I am not!!” Kagome flushed even worse.
The girls gave one another a knowing glance.
“You’re day dreaming about some secret lover I bet. How scandalous!”
Ryoko said in a hushed whisper.
“No! I’m just tired. Let’s get to sleep guys, I-”
“You are! You are! You are! You are!” Kei danced around the room.
“Quiet!! You’ll wake up my mom!!” Kagome shut her door, and stomped back
to the others.
“C’mon, let’s play ‘Truth or Dare’.” Kei challenged.
“I’m not supposed to play that game- my mom says people get their
feelings hurt with that game.” Ryoko said looking like a frightened
mouse.
“Oh, come on. We’ll have fun.” Kei insisted. Kagome, being happy for a
change of conversation, happily agreed. Soon, they sat in a circle, the
TV playing softly in the background.
“Okay... Truth or Dare Sayaka?” Kagome asked.
“Me?? Why do I hafta go first?” Sayaka whined.
“Just say..” Kagome said evenly.
“Okay Okay.. Truth.” Sayaka looked a bit sheepish. Everyone giggled.
“Who do you think is the cutest guy in the school?” Kagome said without
hesitating. All the girls glanced at each other.
“KUNO-SEMPAI!!” They all said at the same time.
“That doesn’t count does it?” Sayaka asked.
“Sure it does. Okay, your turn.” Kagome said.
“Okay. Truth or Dare Kagome?” Sayaka asked.
“Me? But-”
“Answer.” Sayaka grinned.
“Hmph. Dare.” Kagome gave a smug smile.
“Remember, we can’t go outside or anything.” Kei warned.
“I know I know..” Sayaka thought hard.
“Well?” Kagome asked.
“I’m thinking!!” Sayaka snapped. She glanced at the TV.
*beginning commercial, picturing some very sexy bishonen*
SPOKESPERSON:
THAT’S RIGHT LADIES! THE HOTTEST MEN ON OUR PHONES, ARE WAITING FOR
YOU!! CALL THEM IN THEIR PRIVATE HOMES, OR CALL THEM AT HOTELS!! CALL
NOW, FOR THE FIRST TEN MINUTES FREE!!! CALL-
1-800-HOTGUY
*End of commercial*
An evil grin broke out on Sayaka’s face.
“Oh no... My mom will-” Kagome held up her hands.
“The first ten minutes are free, so it shouldn’t show up. You don’t have
to talk to them, just call, let them answer, and then hang up. You’ll be
on there a total of at least two minutes. No risk.” Sayaka handed Kagome
the phone. The blushing teen dialed the number and waited for the dial tone.
“Hello?” A deep voice on the other end asked. Kagome’s heart leapt into
her throat. Where had she heard that voice before.
“Hi, I’m Inu Yasha. Anyone there?” The male asked and Kagome heard a
shifting of sheets.
“Umm... Hang on a sec..” Kagome muttered. The boy gave a soft sound of
understanding.
“You guys, do I hafta do this with you around?” Kagome asked. The others
blinked at each other, getting sneaky grins.
“Sure, you can talk to dream boy.. We’ll just go downstairs and get some
more goodies.” Sayaka snickered. Kagome watched as they all left the
room, leaving her alone.
“Inu Yasha!!! What the hell are you doing?!” Kagome wasted no time in
scolding the demon.
“Huh? KAGOME??” The dog demon yelped on the other line. Kagome couldn’t
see his face, but she knew it must have been burning just like her own.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!” They both said at the same time. He
breathed heavily on the other line, and then he sighed.
“Kagome, why are you calling here? You’re not old enough to-” He began.
“Like I couldn’t say the same to you!! YOU’RE the one working for this!”
She snarled.
“ It’s different. I’m over two hundred, you’re only fifteen!” He sounded
annoyed.
“Why... Why are you working there anyway? I thought you had no idea how
to work a phone!” Kagome blushed.
“Well, you know how I’m always running off at night when we return to
Kaede’s village? Well, I’ve gotten into the workforce here. I... I
wanted to make some money in your world for when...” He stopped in
midsentence.
“When what?” Kagome probed.
“For when the jewel was found. I am going to become human, so my youkai
years of carefree traveling will be over, and I’ll need money. So, I’m
making some cash this way.” He explained.
“Oh... Ohmigod!!!” Kagome glanced at her watch.
“What?” He inquired.
“I’VE BEEN ON FOR TWENTY MINUTES!! KYAAAAAA!!!!” Kagome nearly screamed.
“Kagome! Calm down!! I’ll just take you off the list okay? You’ll never
be charged okay? Quit ~kyaaa~’ing... “ He chuckled. “You know, it’s cute
when you yell like that.” He could be heard shifting again.
“You... think so?” Kagome asked.
“Yeah. You’re cute Kagome. REAL cute.” He sighed dreamily. “I want to
live in your world Kagome.. Be by your side all the time. Till death do
us part.” She could almost hear him smile through the phone. “And even
then I’ll be with you.” He was being so romantic..
“Why can’t you act this sweet when your AREN’T on the phone?” Kagome
asked, a little ruffled.
“Huh? Oh... I guess maybe it’s because I don’t have to worry about
looking at the disgusted look on your face.” He sounded a little sad.
“I’d never be disgusted at you Inu Yasha..” Kagome said softly.
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
They fell silent for a while.
“Inu Yasha?”
“Hm?”
“What do you talk about with the women who call your number?”
“Ummmmm..... Let’s just say that it’s not anything like what I’m doing
now..”
That got Kagome thinking.
“Can.... Can you talk to me like you talk to them?” She asked shyly. She
heard him facefault on the other end.
“Wh~~~aaaattt???” He groaned.
“You heard me. Talk to me like you do to the other women!! I deserve
some happiness, since you’ve been flirting with other women like that!!”
Kagome said sternly.
“Okay... But you have to promise not to tell me to sit.” He warned.
“I won’t.” Kagome added to herself.
“Okay... Here I go..” He took a deep breath.
Sayaka came back upstairs, to find a flushed Kagome watching the YYH
movie.
“Have fun talking to dream boat?” Sayaka grinned.
“Yeah.” Kagome blushed.
No one said a thing for the rest of the party about Truth or Dare. It
seems the game had died while Kagome talked to Inu Yasha.....
And speaking of that curious dog demon.....
Inu Yasha rolled over to lay on his back. He was in Sota’s room. He
chuckled to himself, thinking of how he’d fooled that silly Kagome
again.
<“That’ll teach her to try to talk to other men behind my back.”> He
grinned. <“And maybe... she’ll start seeing me as an adult instead of a
junior highschool kid.”>
THE END

you have to like it! inuyasha is such a jerk sometimes, but for a good reason! not really, but i thought it was good! comments?!
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