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Saturday, January 8, 2005


  well, i'm hyper again so i'm adding some siggies! some are funny to!

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't talk to me...

The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.

There are two kinds of people in the world, those that think there are two kinds of people in the world, and those that know better.

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.

I'd say he's the laziest guy alive but I'm not sure about that last part.

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

The more you cry, the less you have to pee.

Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...

AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous

Yeah, dude, whatever.

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.

Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your nose.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Disclaimer: I'm not as smart as I think I am.

I support anonymous posting.

War determines not who is right, but who is left.

I'll be right back, my coffee cup is empty.

Engineers never lie; they just approximate the truth.

Don't take life too seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive.

There is no such thing as good luck. There is only misfortune and its occasional absence.

Vegetarians eat vegetables. I'm a humanitarian.

The silly poster / he writes really bad haiku / readers all go mad

Notice: Your mouse has been moved. Windows will now restart so this change can take effect.

I hate stupid little sigs... Hey look, I've got one.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

No. Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

Insert clever line here

Insert sig here

Press any key to continue, or any other key to cancel.

Things are only impossible until they are not.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!

ok thats enough, but this is me if i played and choose to be a nagorok charecter! (if you can chose)

talk to ya later!

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