because i'm in a good mood i gonna post the rp me and my freind "rebecca" have been writing. hope you enjoy and as warning it is soooo WEIRD!!!
and i'm gonna put what my freind wrote in black and what i wrote in yellow. (sry if it hurts your eyes!)
(we have no name for it yet)
two girls stood silhouetted against the roaring flames of a rapidly burning village before them. instead of shock the girls wore satisfied smiles. the f;ickering shadows gave them a sinister look. one girl, with a casual gesture threw a burnt match behind her.
"see mezzygi, i told you i could burn the village down with one match," she gigled turning and started to walk away. the other followed suit and walked behind her freind. "ynpfoi, idiot. now where the hell are we gonna live?" mezzygi slapped the other roughly on the back of the head, relizing what she had done. "what the hell?!" ynpfoi shouted angrily,"you said i couldn't do it and i proved it!" ynpfoi suddenly turned again towards the village and bowed slightly as not to disturb her mini-skirt. "you killed everyone..."mezzygi muttered, her red hair blowing wildly in the wind from a sudden explosion. ynpfoi laughed, "oh, come on. they were gonna kill us," she turned suddenly serious. "i overheard the elders talking. they said we were hazardous to the survival of the village. traitor bastards!" she scowled. "let's go find a new village... how about pum-voq fygr?" ynpfoi suggested thoughtfully. then, she began to stride into the forest behind them. mezzygi followed. now, they both turned their backs on their former home and strode into the dark and shadowy future.
"damn, damn, damn! ynpfoi, what did you do now?" mezzygi yelled at ynpfoi as villagers threw stuff at her. "nothing.."ynpfoi smiled sheppishly, dodging projectiles. "well, then why are we getting kicked out of yet another damn village?" mezzygi yelled now heading for the forest.
"uh... i knda flirted," she blinked at a angry glare from mezzygi. "fine! i suduced their minks," a weird look from mezzygi made her shut up. "what the hell is wrong with you?!"mezzygi issued a dizzying blow to the back of ynpfoi's head. "mezzygi? what the hell?!" ynpfoi growled as they both dissapeared into the forest. "hey,"ynpfoi started cheerfully. "shut up!" mezzygi growled,"and keep running!"
"ok, here's a village. now... ynpfoi? are you listening to me?!" mezzygi asked angrily.
"huh? oh-oh, yes. "she blushed and smiled sheepishly. mezzygi glared at her. "could you repeat the question?" ynpfoi aksed with a nervous laugh. "are-you-listening?" she repeated through clenched teeth. ynpfoi's eyes widened, "uh-he he-no!"
mezzygi growled before continuing,"don't screw this one up too. since you burned down the village, we have had nothing, but bad luck and it's usually your fault." mezzygi knocked ynpfoi on the back of the head. "what the hell?!" ynpfoi yelled. "do you understand?" mezzygi asked still mad. ynpfoi grouned,"okay, so your majesty(she rolled her eyes), what are your rules?" "no flirting, no pillaging, hm... no burning, attacking, or fighting." mezzygi annouced. " you can only flirt with one guy and if you really like him," she finished crosseing her arms.
ynpfoi's mouth dropped open,"aww! (childish stomp) that's no fun! hoe about explosions?" she gave mezzygi an angelic smile. "no, don't do anything i wouldn't do!" mezzygi commanded. mezzygi then turned and walked towards the village. ynpfoi waited until she could no longer see mezzygi before yelling,"damn!"ynpfoi burst into tears. "stupid people go boom!!" she leaned against a tree to compose herself. she took a match from her pocket and lit it on the tree bark. she ran around grinning, setting innocent trees on fire.
soon, about the whole forest around the village was on fire. ynpfoi smiled as she tossed her last match behind her; she marveled her work. it seemed to allways amaze her at how much she could burn with one match. "ynpfoi!!" mezzygi yelled and ynpfoi turned around and was face to face with mezzygi. "what the hell did... what the hell, let's go blow things up!"mezzygi laughed holding out a box of matches out to ynpfoi.
soon the whole village was being blown up and all the hott guys were being tied up and kept as "pets". "what should we do now?" mezzygi asked ynpfoi.
ynpfoi shrugged," i dunno. ooo! let's sing!! mezzygi growned, but ynpfoi paid no attention, "twinkle, twinkle, pink grenade. how i wish you'll never fade. sitting up in a tree. i see you, you see me. twinkle, twinkle, pink grenade. how i wish you'll never fade," she finished and took a deep breath,"twinkle, twinkle, little star how i wonder what you are. up above the world so high. like a h-bomb, in the sky. twinkle, twinkle, little star. you can kill us from afar."mistress?" a hott guy interupted. ynpfoi and mezzygi looked at him. "yes?" they said in unison. "i gotta go!" he said, there were murmurs of agreement. the girls blinked. "you can't do that."ynpfoi said. "we won't let you," mezzygi added. "no, no no," he shook his head,"i-we gotta wiz!"
"and by we, how many?" mezzygi asked worriedly. "me!" all the hott guys said in unison. "damn it! can't you guys hold it?"mezzygi yelled. "no!" they all started to squirm. "fine, i'll take you guys. trust me, you don't want ynpfoi to." there were two main groups, so mezzygi took one group and she left the other for ynpfoi to watch. "ynpfoi? i'll be right back. watch these guys and don't do anything," mezzygi commanded and lead the group into the forest. mezzygi lead them pretty far into the woods before stopping. " ok, since you guys are tied up, and can't move your arms... i am going to have to, well... unbutton your pants and that stuff,"mezzygi annouced. some of the guys cheered and others just murmmured to each other. mezzygi just ignored them and began the process. luckily for her there was a stream nearby, but not for the guys. they squirmed and wiggled, needing to go. soon, mezzygi was almost done. just one more hott guy. their eyes meet. instantly mezzygi looked away. "is something the matter? you're blushing," the guy stated looking at her. "nothing's wrong!" she said hurriedly. she catiously grabbed his pants and was about to unbutton when, she let go and muttered something the hott guy didn't hear.
oh, i'm sorry, but i gotta go! cya!
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