Saturday, February 7, 2004

   sesshomaru's list of 100 things to do with a dead inuyasha

even though i completely support inuyasha..... i felt like puting this up for no apparent reason at all..... so if your a sesshomaru fan enjoy...... 1) Make him part of your wardrobe. 2) Make some hair extentions. 3) Use him as a pillow. 4) Revive him and kill him again. 5) Use him as a floor mat. 6) Melt him with the Toxic Flower Claw. 7) Mail him to all your friends. 8) Mail him to all his friends. 9) Use him as bait to get all his friends. 10) Draw on his face. 11) Use him as a punching bag. 12) Have a staring contest. 13) Use him as a raft. 14) Make him your new side kick as dead Inu-Yasha is more helpful than Jaken. 15) Laugh loudly and dance on him. 16) Play tag with him. 17) Have him for lunch. 18) Use him as a pinata and see what comes out! 19) Play with what comes out! 20) Make him into a puppet! 21) Rejoice!!! 22) Forge his bones into a weapon. 23) Make soup. 24) Feed him to your pet Oni. 25) Try and sell him for a small sum (not likely you'll get much though...) 26) Mount him over your doorway 27) See if Kikyou notices he's dead. 28) If Kikyou DOES notice, see if she REALLY cares... 29) Use him as a boomerang. 30) Use him as a shot-put. 31) Make him into a flag. 32) Divide him into a gift bag. 33) Wait till he's nice and rotted, bring him to a party, then say, "Phew~! What's the smell?!" 34) Sit him up against a tree, looking normal, and see how long his friends talk to him before they realize he's dead. 35) Go fishing together and have a 'kodak moment' 36) Take him to the zoo and ignore all the 'do not feed the animal' signs. 37) Dress him up like Sephiroth and see if anyone notices 38) Walk him around like a zombie and pretend he's come back from the dead. 39) Chop him up, then try and put him back together. 40) If you can't get him back together, play jacks with the pieces~! 41) Have a pillow fight with him! 42) Use him in a pillow fight. 43) Play hide and seek with him. 44) Have a deep conversation. 45) Complain because your the only one expressing yourself in your relationship! ^^ 46) Use him as a Dragonball stunt double. 47) Give him a manicure. 48) Show him to Kikyou and see if she'll die again! 49) Use him as a pic cusion. 50) Practice acupuncture on him! *51) Put the Tensaiga in his rib cage, then hide him someplace really strange. *52) Hide the body in Jaken's eye and forget to tell him that you did *53) Put _Jaken_ in his rib cage, and hide the body *54) Steal his teeth and make a new necklace (one that looks like his but without that annoying "sit" spell) *55) Then steal his clothes and ears, then see if you can't charm the Shikon jewel away from Kagome *56) If you can't, take it anyway. Inu-Yasha's not there to protect her any more ^_~ *57) Roast him and invite his friends for dinner *58) Use his guts to make a new bow, and his bones for arrows *59) Then, if you can't shoot, present the Inu-bow and arrows to Kikyou. Don't tell her who they are, she should be able to tell since she is a priestess *60) Weave his hair into cloth and see if it makes good armor. If so, keep it, if not, give it to Jaken and tell him it is good ^_~ *61) Put his head on a pike in your front yard, next to the traveling salesman from last week *62) Steal his arm! He's half human so you should be able to use the Tetsusaiga, and it is still stronger that a full human arm. (Why hasn't anyone else thought of this?) 63) Invite all your friends to a BBQ! ^_~ 64) Do experiments on him! 65) Try and turn him into a music box. 66) Make a wind chime out of his bones. 67) Turn into a big dog and use him as a chew toy. 68) Turn into a big dog and use him as a toothpick! 69) Turn into a big dog, uproot a tree and use it as a toothpick to get Inu Yasha out of your teeth... 70) Kick his ass just because you can!! 71) Have a family portrait done. 72) Drop him into the well and wait for him to land! *note: Inu can go through the well to Kagome's world so it may be a long wait till he comes back*. 73) Mourn because now you don't have a rival. 74) Bring him to Naraku and laugh in his face because you killed him first! 75) Use him as a shield when Naraku tries to kick your ass... 76) Roll him into a ball and try some different sports 77) Shave his head 78) Use him as a sacrifice 79) Stuff him in Naraku's Jars of Flesh and see what happens 80) Dress him up as you and use him as your stunt double 81) Change clothes with him and pretend you're him for awhile. 82) Practice using Toukijin with him 83) Play dentist 84) Give him to Rin as a giant doll 85) Pull on his ears 86) Send him in pieces all over the country and device a treasure hunt 87) Make him into a futon 88) Re-act Mel's death scene in 'Braveheart' 89) Leave him in a bog and what him rot 90) Hide him somewhere so no one will find him 91) If you hide him and forget where you put him, put up 'have you seen my puppy?' posters 92) Sew him onto a tapestry 93) Exchange him for a dead horse... about the same value I figure 94) Exchange the dead horse back for him... dead horses aren't much fun... 95) Dress him up as a girl 96) Throw him at people just because you can 97) Drag him home with you and ask your mom if you can keep him 98) Dissect him and see what makes (made) him tick 99) Carve him into swiss cheese 100) Make Jaken carry him around because you think he needs some change of scenary click here to see the origin

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