Sunday, June 11, 2006

baka
Currently thinking: ,the lunitic is in the hall; Current music: Kesenai Tsumi by Nana Kitado; Moon's Status: Waxing; Time of Post in Wisconsin: 11:00 PM



My Life

HEYA

Inutaisho: yo

I stayed the whole day at the cabin. I walked down memory lane today by looking at all my GB signings from when I first started here and looked at all my post from the whole time too. It was funny. I also found some records from my mom's high school year and I listened to those. Hint: Listen to Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon and Wizard of Oz together at the same time. It's scary. Start the album from when that lion (who's name is Leo), at the begining of the movie, roars for the third time. We had to go into town for a bit. I was suppose to get eye drop for my contacts in a store, but I found Inuyasha Trading cards and I brought them to the cashier desk. Except my mom found me and I ended up not buying them. They had cards of Kouga in them too. I don't have a Kouga card yet. **dog ears droop**

Inutaisho: Again with the Kouga. You are way too obbsessed

I know, but I do have this card that has one of those pictures Shippou drew in one epi. It had Shippou's drawing of Kouga on it, I forgot what he was doing. I think it was the one with Kouga holdng Kagome **growls** damn her

Inutaisho: ...**lifts eyebrow** kay, whatever

....

Inutaisho: ...

stop placing dots all over the place you idiot.

Inutaisho: You dare call me an idiot?

...yes...

Inutaisho: DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT YOU LITTLE GIRL

**anime vein appears on top of head** WHO ARE YOU CALLING LITTLE GIRL YOU!!!!

Inutaisho: I AM. why does that bother you so much? Little prepy pink wearing girly girl

**grrr** SHUT UP

Inutaisho: Calm down Akuma, here is the money that you saved from yesterday

One LITTLE problem

Edward Elric: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU HAVE TO SEE WITH A MAGNIFING GLASS

...what the hell. Anyway, I don't own a car.

Inutaisho: Then why in hell did you get car insurance?

cause I wanted to. heres some quesions.

Sakabato Samurai: Kouga in a loincloth means it could end the rumors about him wearing a skirt. In the manga they call it a loincloth. Although I do not know how it can connect with Geiko...**thinks** unless Kouga works at Geiko and he's filing a law suit for the jokes about his skirt that is actually a loincloth or a kilt.

Magnus Lensherr: I guess there is a good thing abut having a lame bookstore. I don't have to spend too much money on anime and manga. Wal-Mart is the only place I can buy anime near by, and they have the stuff that is too popular, like the movies. (Inuyasha for example) and stuff like that.



Fanfiction

Note 1: Today's song is The Thin Ice by Pink Floyd. Note 2: The kids may act older than they should.

Chapter 8: The Thin Ice
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"Hey you mutt-face" Kouga smirked.

Inuyasha gave a growl, "puny wolf"

"Stop it you two" Kagome growled.

"Wench" Inuyasha glared.

Miroku, Sango, and Shippou sighed, "5...4...3...2...1"

"SIT"

Inuyasha fell to the ground making the cave almost fall down, Miyuki and Kousen started laughing.

The group stared at the the two kids, Inuyasha then stared at Sesshoumaru, "WHAT IN HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE"

"We were just leaving" Sesshoumaru stepped over Inuyasha and left the cavern., "Let's go," Satsuki nodded a farewell to Ayame and followed suit, Rin did as well.

"Now that the jackass has left, let's get down to real business" Inuyasha stood up.

Ayame scented something off Kagome and Sango, "hey Kagome, why do you smell a lot like Inuyasha, and Sango, you smell a lot like Miroku and..."Ayame traced down to their abs, "AND YOUR PREGNANT" her eyes widened once she saw the bulging bellys of the both of them.

"Of course we're pregnant and we're at our ninth month, didn't Akuma tell you" Sango pointed out, "Inuyasha said he went to her and told it"

Ayame glared at Inuyasha, "as a matter of fact, we didn't" Inuyasha began to blush.

"Inuyasha" the whole crew glared at him.

The inu hanyou spun, "HEY, I FORGOT, CAN A GUY FORGET AN ERRAND ONCE IN A WHILE"

"Baka" Shippou repeated his most famous line as everybody sat down

Kouga growled, "But you guys have been married for like...10 months...how can you be pregnant..unless."

"Just shut up" Inuyasha glared.

"Yes, Sango and I have been 'busy" Miroku placed his hand on...what else...but Sango's behind.

Sango gave him a big slap, while Kousen and Miyuki both laughed. Inuyasha placed his eyes on the children, "Who are the brats"

Ayame gave a smirk, "This is my daughter, Miyuki, she was just born today, and this is Kousen...Uncle Inuyasha...born yesterday"

"UNCLE" Inuyasha bellowed.

"Yes, Akuma's son." Kouga smirked.

Miroku realized, "So if you guys been married for six months...and you have babies now..."

"SO WHY ARE YOU CALLING US PERVS THEN..." the inu hanyou bellowed.

Kouga had no backtalk, "You just shut up"

"So where is the big brainless wolfdog that somehow became my sister anyway" Inuyasha smiled.

Kouga's smile faded, "She's..."

Ayame finished, "dead"

"What..." Inuyasha's eyes grew wide, his teeth clenched, and his eyes got glossy, My sister...dead?

Mamma loves her baby
And Daddy loves you too
And the Sea may look warm to you babe
And the sky may look blue
Ooooh babe
Ooooh baby blue
Ooooh babe
If you should go skating
On the thin ice of modern life
Dragging behind you the silent reproach
Of a million tear-stained eyes
Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice
Appears under your feet
You slip out of your depth and out of your mind
With your fear flowing out from behind,
As you claw at the ice

"I'm sorry Inuyasha" Kagome gasped, as she leaned on him, "I'm so sorry" she whispered

Inuyasha looked at Kousen, Kousen is all that's left of her blood, "how did she die"

"A raven, who killed her mother, went after her. Made Akuma lose almost all her power and she went into labor...ended up losing the rest of her power." Kouga put it the short way, "oh and she was infected by Ketsueki." he growled, he never wanted to talk on how Akuma died ever again.

Inuyasha knew what Ketsueki was, being married to a miko and stuff, "I knew Akuma was gonna bring herself death" he clenched his fist and pounded the floor, "DAMN IT"

"Inuyasha" Kagome nudged her elbow into his ribs, "stop it."

"IT'S THE TRUTH" Inuyasha glared.

Kagome saw a small tear run down his cheek, Inuyasha...

Kouga smiled, wanting to lighten up the mood, "So Uncle Inuyasha, want to see your nepew..."

"No..I am so not good with children" Inuyasha shook his hand.

Shippou folded his arms, "believe me when I say I found that out the hard way"

The inu-hanyou growled, "Why you damn brat"

"oh come on Inuyasha, you are never gonna be good with your own child unless you train a bit first." Ayame placed Kousen in his lap. Kousen looked up at Inuyasha, Ayame pointed to the inu hanyou, "Kousen this is your Uncle Inuyasha, your mother's brother"

"Inuwasa" Kousen smiled. "Uncel Inuwasa"

Ayame's eyes grew wide, "His first words."

"Yeah that's great kid, " Inuyasha picked Kousen up by the armpits. Say you look a lot like Kouga, except for the dog ears and white hair.

Kousen looked to the top of Inuyasha's head, "fuy eaws" he lauged.

"what was that ki.." Inuyasha stopped when Kousen grabbed Inuyasha's ears and started pulling, "HEY YOU BRAT"

"FUNY EAWS.." Kousen began to laugh.

Inuyasha began pulling Kousen away. Miyuki began to laugh. Once Inuyasha was able to pull Kousen away he quickly handed him to Kagome. "Kagome, will you please tell that kid that he has ears like me and that once someone starts pulling his ears, he will understand my pain." he looked away. Kousen tore from Kagome's grasp and went into Inuyasha's lap again, "What do you want kid" Miyuki climbed onto Inuyasha's lap as well. After a bit, they both hugged him.

"Well it seems that they have taken a liking to you" Miroku smirked.

"GAH...GET OFF YOU BRATS" he picked them both up by the scruff of their necks and quickly handed them to Kouga and Ayame.

"It's true though Inuyasha, they do seem to like you" Sango sighed.

"Keh" Inuyasha turned.

"Hey wait a sec, they are like first born children, how could they do that NOW" Kagome pointed out.

"DUH, the're youkais. They grow a lot faster than humans...and a bit faster than hanyous." Ayame sighed.

"Listen we better go" Inuyasha stood up.

"Yes, we only came by to chat" Kagome and the rest followed suit.

"Bye bye Inuwasa" Kousen and Miyuki both waved.

"Bye you runts" Inuyasha waved to them.

Kouga and Ayame stood outside, Kousen in Kouga's arms and Miyuki in Ayame's. Watching their friends dissapear in the distance, "Kouga...what do you think Kousen will turn out to be like" Ayame wondered.

"If like Akuma, badass joker...sometimes..., jumps into fights, hardcore, obsessed with something and sticks with it for about a year, ya know the whole junk and stuff." Kouga shruged, "And if Miyuki turned out to be like you, then that will be a nightmare...I could't even describe it."

"How about you don't and shut up." Ayame growled, "I'll bet anything that Miyuki will turn out like you,"

"Isn't that a good thing" Kouga smiled.

Ayame snarled, "ARE YOU MAD...THAT WILL JUST BRING MORE TROUBLE IN MY LIFE. And if Akuma was still alive, then she would just go bonkers."

"Like Akuma has never gone bonkers before, and someone's in a bad mood" Kouga smiled.

"Oh...I'm not in my bad mood," Ayame made a fist, "IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY BAD MOOD THEN KEEP IT UP"

Kousen began laughing, Miyuki growled.

"What did I say, Akuma would be laughing too if she saw us fighting like this" Kouga pointed out.

"And we both will be growling" Ayame smiled.

Kouga looked down at the pups, "yep, I think Kousen will turn out just like his mother"

"Just what we needed, another Akuma" Ayame slapped her forehead.

Kouga placed a kiss on her lips, "I guess we will just have to live with it"

Ayame kissed him back, "I just hope we survive."

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That night, the family were in the grass by the river staring at moon. Kousen and Miyuki were laying in the grass by their parents. The moon was waning, "You know Kousen, your mother is the Moon Goddess"

Kousen looked to him, "Mon Godeth?"

"The Moon Goddess or Moon God, whoever the gender is, is a person, or youkai, that goes up to the moon's barrier and makes sure that the Moon rises and sets as it is suppose to. The moon, besides the sun, is the most important heavingly body up in the sky. It makes the tides move and other things. Without it, our life will cease to be here. It's a bit to complicated for you now." Kouga tried to explain as best as he could, "And when you...leave our world...you will become the new Moon God, unless your mother does a good deed and makes their family the new Moon God/Goddesses before you do, that's also a bit hard to explain."

Kousen was rubbing his head, "daddy make my hed huwt". Ever since the incident with Inuyasha, Kousen has been learning new words and motions.

" KOUGA...this is so not like you" Ayame pointed out, "It's scary when you act all smart like"

"Hey...can I at least explain something to my son" Kouga growled.

"KEH, yeah right, besides you are just making him confused.

"KEH" Miyuki growled.

"WHAT DID I SAY, SHE'S TURNING OUT TO BE YOU" Kouga bellowed.

"Whatever" Ayame sighed.

Kousen began laughing, "beauty and the beast"

"I nevwer kwew I wa whaat goowd wooking" Miyuki smiled.

"Did they just recite our joke" Kouga looked.

"Except for the fact that Akuma usually never said that. It was me most of the time"

Kouga smirked, "but Miyuki wasn't suppose to say it, I was."

"But Kousen knew when to say it, just like his mother. weird how his joking is coming so fast, like Akuma"

"Scawey" Miyuki blinked.

Kouga and Ayame both began to laugh, Kousen rolled his eyes, "Bakas"

"Woah...total deja vu" Kouga repeated.

"Towal deva ju" Miyuki stressed.

Kousen lowered his dog ears and growled, "get off my back"

"Now he's turning Inuyasha...great" Ayame sighed.

"INUWASA" Miyuki and Kousen both jumped, their wolf tails wagging, Kousen's dog ears twitching.

"Funwy Eawes" Kousen smiled.

"You have funwy eawes too big bruther...see" Miyuki pulled one of Kousen's ears.

"OWAA-SAN" Kousen yelled, "OOFU-SAN"

"Miyuki...stop it" Ayame sighed.

"Sowwy big bruther, sowwey owaa-san" Miyuki sighed.

"Yep, Kousen has a bit of Inuyasha's blood inside him." Kouga glared at the moon.

"I wonder where's his Sesshoumaru blood" Ayame looked at the stars.

"Don't know...we will just have to wait and see" Kouga sighed.

"So what do you think Kousen will react when he finds out that he's a wolfdog and how bad their treated." Ayame looked at the moon.

Kouga frowned, If Kousen should end up as I think he ends up, then he will just be trying to prove at all angles that he's not in no freaken way, that he's a wolfdog. It will take a while for him to face the facts. He ended up lieing, "I don't know...I just...don't know.."

Kousen stared at Kouga, Wof..dowg..whaws twat...am I a wof dowg..

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Somewhere else, deep inside a forest somewhere, at Ayame's old wolf pack. A wolf youkai was given birth.

"What should we name him, " a male wolf youkai looked at his mate, who was holding a small male pup with black hair, black wolf's tail, and amber eyes.

"Kiba, I've always wanted to name my child that, right Kuro"

Kuro smiled, "and do you think Kiba will be ready for his training"

"Training?" the female wolf youkai tilted her head.

"Yes...remember when Ayame left our tribe to go with Kouga..."

"oh yes...I remeber, Kiba will be perfect. Don't fail us Kiba"

Kiba looked up to his parents and smiled.


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